001 ◉ text [backdate to yesterday afternoon]

[toocoolfor]

so time compression huh

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[thewindything]

[He was too excited he barely even skimmed this post. All he had to see was the handle it was signed by.]

obviously it is the swords fault.
and not you know...
that the wielder is totally lame!

and also smells like butts.

[toocoolfor]

[ What's this? A little smartass with blue font? HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO THIS COULD BE AT ALL. ]

if he smells like butts at least they are toned
and perfect like tempered steel

unlike someone else who has a flabby ass smell
like phew who let grandpa out in this 90 degree heat jesus fuck
someone get the fucking hose

[thewindything]

yeah, i can see where that would really suck!!
i know it must be hard to live with that kind of problem.
and i think i know where to find a hose, too.

[toocoolfor]

its a gift and a curse
let me tell you bro
or is it brosis
you can never tell over these forums you know

but shit either way we better get that hose
dont want that flabby ass stinkin up the place
youre gonna have to show me where it is though ive only been here for a couple days
dont really know where everything is just yet

[thewindything]

you've got me! i am totally a brosis
ohh mr. strider oohhh!

i think i can probably go find it.
do you think you can find the quad?
i know its hard to not get lost.
but i believe in you, dude.

[toocoolfor]

i knew it
i knew you were hiding things from us egbertina
but dont worry it doesnt change my feelings
i will come and sweep you off your feet
and i will leave my shades on

give me like five minutes
if i dont show up you can start shouting marco
we can have an epic fucking game of marco polo across the school
confuse everybody
like who the fuck are marco and polo
or get people yelling what as we call their names and drive them insane

[thewindything]

i am sorry.
but i can no longer hide it from you and everyone else.
my name is in fact...

johntasha egbertina!
and i am deeply infatuated with you mr. strider.

sounds awesome i will totally be there waiting for you, bro!

[toocoolfor]

fear not johntasha
for i have always loved you
though i did not have the balls to tell you before now
and kept it a secret
sharing it only with lalonde

i will come to you now
for i cant stand being apart any longer

[toocoolfor]

how the fuck does lalonde type like that all the time jesus
see you in five dude

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[thewindything]

pfff ahaha. beats me!

okay cya.

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[toocoolfor]

[ Yup it ends up taking more than five minutes, because this place is fucking huge and he had to double check that he was going in the right direction. But whatever he's the coolkid Knight of Time, he can be fashionably late if he wants.

So once he reaches the quad he will look around for the nerdiest kid possible, because that's bound to be Egbert(ina). ]

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[thewindything]

[Not that John is hard to find. Specially when he comes running out of no where and practically football tackles Dave from behind.]

DAVE!!

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[toocoolfor]

[ And he's down for the count! He adjusts his shades on his nose where they were knocked loose, propping his weight up on his elbow so he can sit up a little. ]

Oh hey Egbert, didn't notice you there.

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[thewindything]

[AHHHHHHHHHHHHH You have no idea how happy he is to see you. In person. FACE TO FACE!! AH!! Yeah he isn't getting of just yet.]

That's because I've mastered the art of stealth while you were away, Dave, duh.

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[toocoolfor]

[ He can take a wild guess from how you're still pretty much laying on him dude. But he just lays there calmly, chin in his hand almost contemplatively. ]

I see. You've done me proud then, young grasshopper. But you have not surpassed the master yet.

[ Yep going to be rolling now. He'll stop once he gets on his stomach again and can get up to his feet. ]

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[thewindything]

[He will successfully rolled off. He will be chilling on the ground for a bit, though. Grinning up at you.]

One day, Dave-sensei. One day.

[And then he is sitting up.]

Holy shit, dude! I can't believe you're actually here!