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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I bought porn for cuddly_katie (-10 points). In July I bought porn for sra33 (10 points). In October I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In March I put gum in iharthdarth's hair (-12 points). In June I committed genocide... Bet you're happy to hear about that, huh deusexhumana (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5020 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
witchdollie