Jan 12, 2009 08:58
jail, of course, is not supposed to sound like fun. it was already unappealing to begin with. but now it sounds even moreso. unappealing, that is.
work = hate.
and apparently, a single, nay, merely half of a regular egg mcmuffin (mcdonald's egg, a thin slice of ham, and cheese on a chewy english muffin. not even sausage! come on!) has enormous power. it can make people fight for days. in observing this last night, i crept into the fridge and devoured it in hopes to absorb its mighty mighty magic. it tasted gross. it was chewy. and i don't really feel any different.
heaven help me.