SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS FOR SOUL EATER 72!!!!!
WARNING FOR LOW-QUALITY DOODLES, CRACK, AND SPOILERS!
FemSoul has been taking lessons from Patty.
We had canon genderbending. CANON GENDERBENDING!!!! THEY TURNED INTO OPPOSITE GENDER VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES WITH WHATEVER TRAITS THEY PREFERRED. Soul of course turned into a flatchested pretty girl, and though everyone claims Maka doesn't look any different, I think Maka made a friggin adorable nerdy boy. But that's just me and I'm bi anyway. That girl with the ringlet pigtails is Waffles 2.0, as
nenena named her a while back. We don't know her real name... She's been stalking Maka and Soul for a while now.
Anyway there's a cracktheory that she's stalking them not because of Soul, but because of Maka. Since cracktheories are often plausible in this insane thing we read...
Anyway, Soul is totally jealous of Maka's nosebleed at the succubus. Only that would prompt him to tell her, the girl he's been insisting has no sex appeal because she's flatchested (which I find hilarious because she's not that flatchested, just really fine-boned and skinny and she wears kinda baggy shirts a lot) that breasts don't matter. Not so funny now that you're the flatchested one, huh Soul? XD.
I'm a Soul/Maka shipper, but I do enjoy my crackpairings... Maka/Gopher(Waffles) and Maka/Waffles 2.0 in particular. Also Kid/Gopher.