Argh, Rezo... you used to be almost tragic...

Mar 17, 2009 17:56

The overall feeling about Rezo right now seems to be "ARGH HOW DARE HE BE SUCH A JERK!" only in much less... delicate words... and a bit of lingering hope that maybe he wasn't quite the jerk he seems to be. The subs increased these feelings, as well as made everyone want to give poor Zel and Pokota big hugs.

This did spawn this image: ( The REAL REASON Rezo is in a jar! )

evolution-r, slayers, fanart

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arachnion01 March 18 2009, 03:10:12 UTC
Let us consider:

He has swordsman skills that let him cleave monsters in half, as though they did not actually have a skeleton.

He can cast a spell that kills everything that's not an astral being.

He can produce explosions with ease.

Normal people break their hands when trying to punch him.

Incredibly bishie despite his curse.

Romantically involved with some insane ninja healer princess.

You have a point with the sterile thing, though. Actually, how the hell do his organs work? I mean...think on it...

And if she were to try..first, she would have to get through the Shin Getter Dragon! Among other things. Mostly mecha.

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witch_of_the_si March 18 2009, 03:13:58 UTC
Why are you replying to my entry and not to the comments? O_o

Gourry can do that without being a chimera.
Amelia has the same spell.
So can everyone else in the series.
Doesn't help him much...
He's not a bishie.
Okay, yes, he is romantically involved with a ninja healer princess, but that's where the whole unable to reproduce thing comes in.

Whatever you say.

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arachnion01 March 18 2009, 03:30:16 UTC
Not the NPCs. He's better than 90% of the population.

...Yeah, the sterile thing is kinda a drawback. I mean, can he even get an erection? Or would it just cause the stone to...ow...

Yes, yes I do say.

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witch_of_the_si March 18 2009, 03:32:18 UTC
Oi oi oi, keep your comments on my LJ low profile, kay?

(And I've already heard enough discussion on that matter to make my ears burn.)

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arachnion01 March 18 2009, 03:36:11 UTC
yeah...

less disturbing question: how does he breathe?

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witch_of_the_si March 18 2009, 03:40:11 UTC
The diaphragm contracts, obviously.

(Kidding, sort of...)

His skin's flexible enough to allow movement XP.

It's a difficult thing to explain, really...

Some theories say that his skin is mostly like the Brau demon's.

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arachnion01 March 18 2009, 03:45:20 UTC
Oh, well then, we don't have to worry about that problem from earlier quite so much...

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witch_of_the_si March 18 2009, 03:54:14 UTC
Not going to go back into the discussion.

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