Tea time! SOMEONE SHUT DOWN MY BRAIN!

Feb 15, 2009 00:17

I have numerous people to blame/credit for this. First of all, zenavvy , for drawing this of Phil. Second, pip25  and phizzy_chan  for mentioning a certain crackpairing in their comments. Third, earthstar_chan , for writing your crack!fic dream/nightmare sequence for Lina. The combination was this monstrosity. I hope you don't mind me taking your story idea too much, earthstar_chan ...

I will never, EVER recover from this you guys! Happy Valentine's!

Title: The Tea Room
Characters: Amelia, Zelgadis, Lina, Gourry, Pokota, Sylphiel, Phil (mention)

Pairings: Amelia/Zelgadis, Lina/Gourry, Crack!Sylphiel/Phil

Summary:


"What did you want to talk about, Sylphiel-san?" Amelia sipped at her tea, staring at the older priestess intently. She had such a serious look on her face, that Amelia didn't know what to think, and she had hardly touched her tea.

Come to think of it, why were they drinking tea back in Seyruun? Hadn't they just been wandering around somewhere near Ruvingard, following Nama? And what was with the curtain blocking a large portion of the room?

"Amelia-san," Sylphiel said suddenly. Amelia forced herself to bring her attention away from the room, despite the unsettling feeling she was getting. It wouldn't be just to be inspecting the room while a friend was telling her something important, after all! Suddenly, Sylphiel leaned over the table and took Amelia's hands, her eyes turning solemn. "This is very important, and I'm sorry to spring it on you."

"Wh-what is it, Sylphiel-san?" Amelia asked worriedly. "Is something wrong?"

"No, nothing is wrong. It's wonderful, you see," Sylphiel smiled. "I've finally gotten over Gourry-sama!"

"Oh, that's wonderful!" Amelia said, relieved. "I had been so worried that you would be hurt because of Lina-san and Gourry-"

"But that's not what I wanted to tell you, Amelia-san. The reason I've gotten over Gourry-sama is because... I fell in love with someone else," a dreamy expression took over Sylphiel's features, and she went a bit pink. "I'm married, Amelia-san."

"T-that's great!"

"Amelia-san, I married your father."

There was a very, very awkward silence as Amelia's mouth fell open in surprise. She tried to say something - anything- but could only muster the tiniest of squeaks. Sylphiel continued on, seeming to not notice her state.

"I'm sorry you couldn't be at the wedding, Amelia-san," Sylphiel said happily. It seemed like a load had come off her shoulders. "But you were busy with searching for... well... whatever you were searching for, and we just couldn't wait. I hope you're not upset about missing it."

Amelia tried and failed to speak, once again.

"Oh it was so wonderful, Amelia-san!" Sylphiel clasped the younger woman's hands tighter, stars entering her eyes. "I had been so sad, since Lina-san and Gourry-sama had gotten married not long ago-"

When had that happened?

"-And it seemed like I was the only single person left after Wizer-san married Xellos-san and you and Zelgadis-san got married-"

Suddenly, Amelia's voice came back, and it brought a furious blush with it, "WHAT?! M-me? A-a-and Zelgadis-san?" What was going on?! She knew that she and Zelgadis had gotten a lot more comfortable around each other lately, and she was pretty sure that her feelings for him were returned, but they hadn't even admitted it properly, let alone gotten married!

Sylphiel finally seemed to take notice of Amelia's mingled horror and confusion, "Are you alright, Amelia-san? I suppose it's still taking some time for you to get used to being married," Sylphiel offered her a broad grin. "I know it sure is taking me some time."

"I... but that's... that never-!" Amelia stuttered. "Sylphiel-san, w-what-"

"Did you get enough sleep last night, Amelia?" She whirled around in surprise to find that Zelgadis had walked through the curtain. He crossed the room over to her, and put a hand on her shoulder. "Maybe you should go back to sleep, and I'll go to the meeting for you." He leaned over closer to her. Amelia went red and started to stutter again, hopelessly lost.

Sylphiel chattered on, oblivious. "But anyway, Amelia-san... Please, call me mom."

"What's going on?!" Amelia shouted. Next thing she knew, she had tumbled out of the bed of the inn with a start. She could hear running footsteps outside, and Lina was sitting up in bed and staring, a mix between irritation, concern, and sleepiness.

"Wuzzamatter?" She slurred. Amelia took a quick look around, and took a deep breath of relief, putting a hand over her racing heart.

"What happened, Amelia-san?" Nama asked from over in the corner, where Lina had demanded the suit of armor stay for the night.

"What's wrong?!" Zelgadis and Gourry had shoved open the door, and Pokota had floated over their heads.

"N-nothing is wrong!" Amelia squeaked. "I just had a nightmare... well, sort of..." she caught Zelgadis's eye, turned bright red, and looked away again, to his confusion. "It wasn't all bad, but it was really weird... I was drinking tea with Sylphiel-san-"

"Was it a room in Seyruun?" Lina interrupted. "With a big curtain and a whole bunch of really dainty-looking teacups?"

"Yes, how did you- Lina-san?" she watched as Lina strode over to the wall and began to hit bang her head into it.

"Lina," Gourry said carefully. "What are you doing?"

"Trying... to burn... the image... of Xellos... and Wizer... getting.... married... out of... my brain..." Lina punctuated every other syllable with a bang.

The others suddenly looked faintly sick.

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