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I don't normally do these, but this one is close to my heart! Sigh...
The What I Think Of Ianto Jones Meme!
The Rules: Select your answers to the following questions and post it in your LJ.
When I saw Ianto for the first time I thought:
a) Oh look, they got a work experience kid in!
b) Are you old enough to be up this late?
c) Mmmmmm you can guard my entrance any day
d) WOW that's a very Welsh accent
e) Other:
When I found out about Lisa I was:
a) Betrayed
b) Angry
c) Understanding/sympathetic
d) Wondering if they would let Jack join them for a threesome
e) Other: Sad for Ianto and Lisa, but felt like hitting him upside the head and being like, "really? seriously?"
When he headbutted that cannibal I thought:
a) YES! Kick ass Ianto Jones!
b) Oh, that is so just gonna make him angry
c) Ow! (offering to kiss it better optional)
d) Don't damage your face!
e) Other
When I saw Jack with the REAL Captain Jack I thought:
a) Oh wow, such a heartbreaking and tender moment of joy between two warriors
b) Um dude, reality check? He is SO gonna get lynched by his men tonight. You may have just changed history and his disappearance is actually friendly fire...
c) You bastard!! What about Ianto?!
d) Ohgod I want a Captain Sandwich...
e) Other: definitely (b) but also it was nice to be able to see the REAL Capt Jack Harkness be himself for once
When I saw Ianto shoot Owen I thought:
a) Finally someone has!!
b) You git, leave Owen alone!
c) Ow. (offering to kiss it better optional)
d) Holy moly, Ianto looks hot with a gun...
e) Other
When Jack and Ianto finally kissed on screen I thought:
a) Hubba hubba!
b) I want to see the outtakes of THAT little scene as JB would so never have let them get it done in one take
c) Ewwww boys kissing!
d) But Jack and the real Captain Jack/The Doctor are meant to be!
e) Other
When Captain John had Ianto in the lift I thought:
a) Ohgod they would have the most amazing hate!sex....
b) Mmmm Angry Ianto
c) Oh come on, how easy are you to trap?!
d) If John is really that ruthless (and everyone dies young in TW) why didn't he just kill Ianto then?
e) Other
When Captain John offered an orgy I thought:
a) HELL YES!! Thats my kind of Team Torchwood
b) As long as Owen/Tosh/Gwen/Jack (delete as applicable) aren't involved...
c) But Ianto and Jack are a Couple!! They are for eachother only!
d) Ewww man sex orgy? Gross!!
e) Other
When Ianto was buying wedding dresses I thought:
a) Oh wow he would look good in a dress...
b) I wish I was wedding dress shopping, it looks like such fun!
c) Now that is a man with taste...
d) But what would he know about wedding dresses? Why not send Tosh instead, Gwen is sure to have forced her to look at shared wedding magazines reading with her?
e) Other: that Ianto should turn around on the salesman and punch him in the face. I mean what gay man, if they were going to buy a wedding dress for themselves, would buy one that was made for a pregnant lady. That guy needed to get shot. Too strong?
When Gwen walked into the hot house in THAT scene I thought:
a) OMGWTFSQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! - literally what happened
b) Come on cameraman, pan down, pan down....
c) Ewwwwwww boys kissing!!
d) Now that is not going to be good for the ferns
e) Other
When Ianto used a JCB to break Jack, Gwen and Rhys out of trouble I thought:
a) Ohgod, he looks like a village person!
b) BUT CONCRETE/JCBS/THE LAWS OF PHYSICS DON'T WORK THAT WAY?!?!
c) Mmmmm love the hat
d) I wish I could see the scene where Ianto went up to a builder and said "I need your clothes, your boots and your JCB" Arnie style
e) Other
When Ianto *spoilers if you have been living on Mars but you so know what I mean* had his "Serious Drama" moment I thought:
a) RTD YOU ******* *******
b) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
c) Wow what a fabulous piece of drama! Heartbreaking, brilliant and totally necessary and in keeping with the TW mythos
d) About time, they've been planning this since they first put him in a Red Shirt...
e) Other: Omg! Omg! Omg! They can't really... HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! *SOB* and then some more *SOB* - After that episode I had to leave the house and sit in the rain. I was pretty angsty.
For Series 4 I want...
a) Ianto back
b) Ianto left in peace
c) Ianto's hard work in getting Jack to love not going to waste as Jack finds a new piece of arse relationship
d) Ianto's sister to stay in the show as she was very cool
e) Other
And finally, if someone said to me Save Ianto Jones I would think...
a) Ianto Jones doesn't need saving. He kicks death in the teeth before stealing its scythe and using it to give himself a shave so clean that he won't even snag the silk stockings he's making Jack wear as punishment for being suck a frickin idiot in the first place.
b) But why didn't anyone shout out when the others left, eh, eh, EH??!!
c) Ahh you're talking about the Children In Need collection at http://www.justgiving.com/iantojones/
d) Ahhh you're talking about the "9 Hysterical women" at savecoffeeboy who are raising money for charity, sending letters and coffee to the BBC, signing petitions, making badges and leaflets and trying to get the BBC to bring back Ianto Jones in a polite but dedicated manner - whilst making a few new like minded friends along the way
e) Other: My birthday party theme. Yeah.
Also if anyone knows how to actually do a meme they could help me out. I kind of copied and pasted from
a_silver_story , with different answers obviously! Thanks! More fics coming soon...maybe...hopefully!
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