can we talk about this song for a second?
Click to viewthis song is the best song
it is perfection
it has everything you would ever need in a bollywood song
shah rukh khan
playin' air piano
where?
on a giant reflective truck
rollin' through the city
because
fuck
he is shah rukh khan and he can do anything
break off a piece of the stars and the moon
overtake the world (just little dreams here)
dancing and building a house of cards
in one dimension
doesn't even need support it just hangs on the air
like magic
and then look up, gotta bounce because that is SANTA CLAUS
who is spending his summer in india apparently
with donald duck and mickey mouse
kiss kiss fall into an impromptu groove session
but not for long, gotta jump on this jeep
which is totally sweet and adorable
"what a darling," says the woman, "i'm going to give him my husband's hat for that i mean it didn't result in a traffic accident or anything."
shah rukh khan is just a great guy like that
he's incomparable, and those children were fucking excited to see him pop up behind them it just looks like they were running in terror because they were that happy to see king khan turn a cartwheel
"so, see god," srk sings, "all this here is why you should grant me one eensy teensy little wish and give me your job
after all, everyone LOVES me, and they all want the chance to dance behind me--
shut up bro I'M the one who gets to say hello."
and then he proceeds to bust out moves that would make michael jackson jealous
and even getting pantsed can't put a damper on these steps
(like the one where he jumps into a pile of balloons that one is pretty classic)
because all the ladies still want to touch his face
they see his humorous yet sweetly charming antics and their hearts are his
but i mean when you're so virile you cause flowers to burst into bloom it's hard to keep your cardiovascular system under control
god should just hurry up and hand over dominion of the world already
because what's water into wine when there's some guy just walking around kicking buckets of popcorn into pearls
i mean really
he only wants this one thing anyway
just to reign over the entire world
is that such an unreasonable request to grant for one humble man?
i think not