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[wistfulthinking]

I wrote this. So read it.
I'll Be Home For Dinner
(to the tune of 'i'll be home for christmas'):

I'll be home for dinner.
You can count on me.
Please have food
to eat til I explode!
And drink in a cup for me.
Dinner time will find me
where the oven light gleams.
I'll be home for dinner
before my stomach screams.

happy early thanksgiving, everyone.

And now, a monologue (from Get Fuzzy):

I pledge allegience, to the can
of the perfect food that is tuna
and to the fishy, for which it stands.
one portion, just for me,
with oil and crackers on top.