1. Who are you? you know 2. Are we friends? yes 3. When and how did we meet? eh... I forget 4. How have I affected you? yet to be decided 5. What do you think of me? skinny jew 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? *ping* 7. How long do you think we will be friends? until we're not 8. Do you love me? dangerous 9. Do you have a crush on me? heh no 10. Would you date me? I dunno, are you asking me out 11. Would you kiss me? TBA 12. Would you hug me? never 13. Physically, what stands out? my ****. 14. Emotionally, what stands out? my ****. 15. Do you wish I was cooler? lower body temp = cuddlier 16. scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 98.6 17. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it? canuckafucka... canadian lover. 18. Am I loveable? unloveable is better. 19. How long have you known me? I think that's covered in #3 20. Describe me in one word. sexual harassment panda. 21. What was your first impression? cute 22. Do you still think that way about me now? sure 23. What do you think my weakness is? your pipes. they aren't very deisel 24. Do you think I'll get married? perhaps 25. What makes me happy? boys 26. What makes me sad? boys 27. What reminds you of me? bo.. uh.. my movie actually. 28. If you could give me anything what would it be? peace of mind 29. How well do you know me? As well as two men can know each other... no but seriously.. I don't know.. how deep does the rabbit hole go? .. no but even more seriously.. I've been pretty self-involved lately and haven't taken much time for anyone else, to get to know them. 30. When's the last time you saw me? mmm friday 31. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? yea let's fuck. 32. Do you think I could kill someone? Because of the intense dynamic and often arcane nature of global economics, it is physically impossible for an American to be at least partially, somewhat indirectly responsible for the death of other people every day, simply through their inaction. 40,000 children die every day of malnutrition in third-world countries because Americans bitch like hell every time an American factory goes overseas, overseas to people in third-world countries that would spend that one dollar an hour on food and medicide for their children, but can't because Americans with their union jobs and their fucking white fucking picket fences making $20 an hour or more cry rape every time a factory moves out. Nevermind FORTY THOUSAND CHILDREN DYING! I NEED TO GET MY KID A FUCKING TICKLE-ME-ELMO. Yea, fucking A' you could kill someone. 33. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what happens? That's not my style.
2. Are we friends? yes
3. When and how did we meet? eh... I forget
4. How have I affected you? yet to be decided
5. What do you think of me? skinny jew
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? *ping*
7. How long do you think we will be friends? until we're not
8. Do you love me? dangerous
9. Do you have a crush on me? heh no
10. Would you date me? I dunno, are you asking me out
11. Would you kiss me? TBA
12. Would you hug me? never
13. Physically, what stands out? my ****.
14. Emotionally, what stands out? my ****.
15. Do you wish I was cooler? lower body temp = cuddlier
16. scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 98.6
17. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it? canuckafucka... canadian lover.
18. Am I loveable? unloveable is better.
19. How long have you known me? I think that's covered in #3
20. Describe me in one word. sexual harassment panda.
21. What was your first impression? cute
22. Do you still think that way about me now? sure
23. What do you think my weakness is? your pipes. they aren't very deisel
24. Do you think I'll get married? perhaps
25. What makes me happy? boys
26. What makes me sad? boys
27. What reminds you of me? bo.. uh.. my movie actually.
28. If you could give me anything what would it be? peace of mind
29. How well do you know me? As well as two men can know each other... no but seriously.. I don't know.. how deep does the rabbit hole go? .. no but even more seriously.. I've been pretty self-involved lately and haven't taken much time for anyone else, to get to know them.
30. When's the last time you saw me? mmm friday
31. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? yea let's fuck.
32. Do you think I could kill someone? Because of the intense dynamic and often arcane nature of global economics, it is physically impossible for an American to be at least partially, somewhat indirectly responsible for the death of other people every day, simply through their inaction. 40,000 children die every day of malnutrition in third-world countries because Americans bitch like hell every time an American factory goes overseas, overseas to people in third-world countries that would spend that one dollar an hour on food and medicide for their children, but can't because Americans with their union jobs and their fucking white fucking picket fences making $20 an hour or more cry rape every time a factory moves out. Nevermind FORTY THOUSAND CHILDREN DYING! I NEED TO GET MY KID A FUCKING TICKLE-ME-ELMO. Yea, fucking A' you could kill someone.
33. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what happens? That's not my style.
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