The problem with porn.
A bit of advice: Never, under any circumstances, watch gay porn, then read adult slash fic. Because, seriously, people look ridiculous when they have sex, and you will pull up that favorite Mckay/Sheppard fic, where the sex is very hot, and then you will immediately be forced to close the window, because OMG FUNNY SEX. Yes, it's a beautiful act, and I encourage lots and lots of it (safely), but to those currently not experiencing orgasm-inducing sensations, the grunting and the dick-swinging, and the scrunched positions are just HILARIOUS, okay?
Using your imagination or actually doing it is way hotter.
Why did I not learn this lesson when I was watching straight porn and reading het fic at the same time? I did for a while, I think, but then I forgot. I hate my brain. It's so easily seduced by rotten ideas.
Brain: Ooh! Gay Porn! Hot, let's watch some.
Me: Okay. *puts it on*
Brain: Uh.
Me: Do they really have to angle that closely? I mean.
Brain: OMG HIS DICK IS LIKE A DOG STICKING HIS HEAD OUT THE WINDOW
Me: Please make it stop.
Brain: OMG HIS DICK IS BOUNCING
Me: *closes eyes*
Lesbian porn is always hot, though. It just is. And I'm bi, so I say this liking both sexes.
So, in conclusion, if I had to choose between actual porn and the porn I make up inside my head (and, like, say, I'd be stuck on a desert island somewhere forever)? Dude, I'd pick my imagination to take with me to the desert island, because whoa, boy, that stuff is hot in there.
Using your imagination or actually doing it is way hotter.
Why did I not learn this lesson when I was watching straight porn and reading het fic at the same time? I did for a while, I think, but then I forgot. I hate my brain. It's so easily seduced by rotten ideas.
Brain: Ooh! Gay Porn! Hot, let's watch some.
Me: Okay. *puts it on*
Brain: Uh.
Me: Do they really have to angle that closely? I mean.
Brain: OMG HIS DICK IS LIKE A DOG STICKING HIS HEAD OUT THE WINDOW
Me: Please make it stop.
Brain: OMG HIS DICK IS BOUNCING
Me: *closes eyes*
Lesbian porn is always hot, though. It just is. And I'm bi, so I say this liking both sexes.
So, in conclusion, if I had to choose between actual porn and the porn I make up inside my head (and, like, say, I'd be stuck on a desert island somewhere forever)? Dude, I'd pick my imagination to take with me to the desert island, because whoa, boy, that stuff is hot in there.