This one is for you ksarikhani!
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In December, I fed ksarikhani to a Shoggoth (250 points). In October, I stopped fuguee from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In March, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In July, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In September, I rescued gabriel75 from being sacrificed (-200 points). In February, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-810 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
wissago
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