Sometimes I wonder why my aunt sends certain things to me, the blonde niece..
KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual headline)
Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and
while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up
and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One
customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked
over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked
very strange. He asked her if she was okay and Lisa replied that she'd been
shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over
an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head. When
they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the
back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat,
making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit
her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was,
she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out,
but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour
until someone noticed and came to her aid. Lisa is blonde.
Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and
while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up
and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One
customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked
over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked
very strange. He asked her if she was okay and Lisa replied that she'd been
shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over
an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head. When
they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the
back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat,
making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit
her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was,
she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out,
but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour
until someone noticed and came to her aid. Lisa is blonde.