This must be Ohio because I feel like i'm in bizarro world!

[wisp51]

Seriously why does Andrew McCaughan have my life but better?! He lives in Old Town in an amazing condo that starts at 250 thousand, has a bulldog puppy, works out at Equinox with my old trainer, and has a significant other. I am yet to figure out what car he has but I have seen a WV Eos around the neighborhood, which is the new WV hard top convertible I have been wanting for a year now and I just think it's fitting that it's probably his car! Basically I run into him like once a week because when I'm parking my car he is walking his dog. Anyway, I ran into him on Saturday, which just so happened to be his birthday but I had no idea until I went on facebook later. I'm sure he hosted a fabulous dinner party or something gayer than that and everyone I know from high school was there across the fucking street from my window while I was doing nothing at home! So I was the big tool and wished him a happy birthday on facebook! I suppose it's the least I could do, but really was I supposed to know it was his bday?! I hope not! I'm not Rachel!(love you girl!) And if I had wished him a happy bday that would have been creepy. Actually I'm surprised Rachel didn't spend the night at my house peering outside my window!
Back to paper writing. Gotta get out of here at 6 and I have 4 more pages to write!