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(George Bush doesn't care about black people.)
"Britney Spears has helped husband Kevin Federline multiply and replenish the earth. "
-Yahoo news
What the hell. I've heard rodent fetuses come up with better openers to an article that shouldn't even exist in the first place. I should be a journalist, I'd write something way better. Like "Britney Spears isn't hot anymore." and then I'd start talking about some celebrity who is hot or cool.
Like Leonard Cohen. Someone help me and Holly to help Leonard Cohen who has recently become broke and is used to living it up. If you have any ideas then drop me a line. If youre idea isnt that good then tell it to Holly cuz im bad at dealing with that.
I kinda like that Britney Spears sentance now, I think the writer realized what a stupid article he had been assigned to and had fun with it.
Also, love me now cuz hell is coming.
"Britney Spears has helped husband Kevin Federline multiply and replenish the earth. "
-Yahoo news
What the hell. I've heard rodent fetuses come up with better openers to an article that shouldn't even exist in the first place. I should be a journalist, I'd write something way better. Like "Britney Spears isn't hot anymore." and then I'd start talking about some celebrity who is hot or cool.
Like Leonard Cohen. Someone help me and Holly to help Leonard Cohen who has recently become broke and is used to living it up. If you have any ideas then drop me a line. If youre idea isnt that good then tell it to Holly cuz im bad at dealing with that.
I kinda like that Britney Spears sentance now, I think the writer realized what a stupid article he had been assigned to and had fun with it.
Also, love me now cuz hell is coming.