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Stolen from: mercy4u97
Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads:
40ish......................49
adventurous....................slept with everyone
athletic.......................no tits
average looking ....................ugly
beautiful.......................pathilogical liar
contagious smile.....................does a lot of pills
emotionally secure.................on medication
feminist.....................fat
free spirit..............junkie
friendshi[ first.............former slut
fun ......................annoying
new age.......................body hair in the wrong place
old fashioned.....................bo blow jobs
open-minded..........................desperate
outgoing...............loud and embarrassing
passionate.....................sloppy drunk
professional....................Bitch
volumptous...............very fat
large frame...................hugely fat
wants a soul mate....stalker
Dictionary for Womens English:
yes = no
no = yes
maybe = no
we need = i want
i am sorry = you will be sorry
we need to talk = you're in trouble
Sure, go ahead = You better not
do what you want = you will pay for this later
I am upset = OF course I am upset, you moron!
You're certainly attentiove tonite = Is sex all you think about?
Men's english:
i am hungry = i am hungry
i am sleepy = i am sleepy
i am tired = i am tired
nice dress! = nice cleavage!
i love you = Lets have sex now
I am bored = Do u want to have sex?
May i have this dance = I'd like to have sex with you
can i call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can i take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
I dont think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads:
40ish......................49
adventurous....................slept with everyone
athletic.......................no tits
average looking ....................ugly
beautiful.......................pathilogical liar
contagious smile.....................does a lot of pills
emotionally secure.................on medication
feminist.....................fat
free spirit..............junkie
friendshi[ first.............former slut
fun ......................annoying
new age.......................body hair in the wrong place
old fashioned.....................bo blow jobs
open-minded..........................desperate
outgoing...............loud and embarrassing
passionate.....................sloppy drunk
professional....................Bitch
volumptous...............very fat
large frame...................hugely fat
wants a soul mate....stalker
Dictionary for Womens English:
yes = no
no = yes
maybe = no
we need = i want
i am sorry = you will be sorry
we need to talk = you're in trouble
Sure, go ahead = You better not
do what you want = you will pay for this later
I am upset = OF course I am upset, you moron!
You're certainly attentiove tonite = Is sex all you think about?
Men's english:
i am hungry = i am hungry
i am sleepy = i am sleepy
i am tired = i am tired
nice dress! = nice cleavage!
i love you = Lets have sex now
I am bored = Do u want to have sex?
May i have this dance = I'd like to have sex with you
can i call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can i take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
I dont think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay