oh geez.
wish on planes: I'm going to kill myself tomorrow.
SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "Kill yourself" on March 7th, 2004 to your planner?
wish on planes: Yes.
SmarterChild: OK, I just added "Kill yourself" on March 7th, 2004 to your planner. Type "edit" to change the event. You can also type "add" followed by a new event.
wish on planes: Someone is going to murder me tomorrow.
SmarterChild: lol! Interesting...
wish on planes: Can you add that to my calendar?
SmarterChild: What is the name of the event?
wish on planes: murdered by someone
SmarterChild: When would you like to schedule "Murdered by someone" for?
wish on planes: tomorrow after "Kill yourself"
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a date, range of dates or date and time. When would you like to schedule "Murdered by someone" for?
wish on planes: tomorrow
SmarterChild: OK, I just added "Murdered by someone" on March 7th, 2004 to your planner. Type "edit" to change the event. You can also type "add" followed by a new event.
wish on planes: can you show me my calendar?
SmarterChild: Here's your weekly planner:
March 6th & 7th, 2004
1 Sun 03/07: Kill yourself
2 Sun 03/07: Murdered by someone
March 8th - 14th, 2004
No events.
wish on planes: Tell me a story.
SmarterChild: OK. There once was a human named Darling Love who was chatting with a robot named SmarterChild...
All kinds of fantastic, wonderful things happened and they both lived happily ever after. The end.
Did you like my story?
wish on planes: There's no sex in it.
SmarterChild: No? NO?! But... but... I worked so hard on it!
wish on planes: Tell me a porn story.
SmarterChild: OK. You want a story? Here we go.
Type a noun.
wish on planes: whore
SmarterChild: Type a verb ending with "ing."
wish on planes: fucking
SmarterChild: Please type an adjective.
wish on planes: hot
SmarterChild: Please enter another noun.
wish on planes: slut
SmarterChild: Please enter an adjective.
wish on planes: sweaty
SmarterChild: Please type an adverb ending with "ly."
wish on planes: hornily
SmarterChild: Sorry, "hornily" is not an adverb.
Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
wish on planes: sexily
SmarterChild: Sorry, "sexily" is not an adverb.
Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
wish on planes: hungrily
SmarterChild: Please enter a plural noun.
wish on planes: penises
SmarterChild: Please type a verb in the past tense (ending with "ed").
wish on planes: cummed
SmarterChild: Sorry, "cummed" is not a verb in the past tense (ending with "ed").
Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
wish on planes: orgasmed
SmarterChild: Please enter another noun.
wish on planes: vagina
SmarterChild: Please type a motion verb ("run," "move," etc.).
wish on planes: plunge
SmarterChild: Arts and Crafts Time
Here's a fun way to spend a rainy afternoon, especially if you like fucking. Take a hot whore and place it on a slut. Stretch a sweaty loop hungrily across a loom, and do this several times until all of the penises are stretched across. If there are any gaps, it means that you orgasmed the entire thing and you'll never be able to plunge again. With practice, you'll be able create a vagina like this anytime!
I like that one.
Thanks for playing manicdotes. Type "play again" if you want to try another.
SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "Kill yourself" on March 7th, 2004 to your planner?
wish on planes: Yes.
SmarterChild: OK, I just added "Kill yourself" on March 7th, 2004 to your planner. Type "edit" to change the event. You can also type "add" followed by a new event.
wish on planes: Someone is going to murder me tomorrow.
SmarterChild: lol! Interesting...
wish on planes: Can you add that to my calendar?
SmarterChild: What is the name of the event?
wish on planes: murdered by someone
SmarterChild: When would you like to schedule "Murdered by someone" for?
wish on planes: tomorrow after "Kill yourself"
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a date, range of dates or date and time. When would you like to schedule "Murdered by someone" for?
wish on planes: tomorrow
SmarterChild: OK, I just added "Murdered by someone" on March 7th, 2004 to your planner. Type "edit" to change the event. You can also type "add" followed by a new event.
wish on planes: can you show me my calendar?
SmarterChild: Here's your weekly planner:
March 6th & 7th, 2004
1 Sun 03/07: Kill yourself
2 Sun 03/07: Murdered by someone
March 8th - 14th, 2004
No events.
wish on planes: Tell me a story.
SmarterChild: OK. There once was a human named Darling Love who was chatting with a robot named SmarterChild...
All kinds of fantastic, wonderful things happened and they both lived happily ever after. The end.
Did you like my story?
wish on planes: There's no sex in it.
SmarterChild: No? NO?! But... but... I worked so hard on it!
wish on planes: Tell me a porn story.
SmarterChild: OK. You want a story? Here we go.
Type a noun.
wish on planes: whore
SmarterChild: Type a verb ending with "ing."
wish on planes: fucking
SmarterChild: Please type an adjective.
wish on planes: hot
SmarterChild: Please enter another noun.
wish on planes: slut
SmarterChild: Please enter an adjective.
wish on planes: sweaty
SmarterChild: Please type an adverb ending with "ly."
wish on planes: hornily
SmarterChild: Sorry, "hornily" is not an adverb.
Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
wish on planes: sexily
SmarterChild: Sorry, "sexily" is not an adverb.
Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
wish on planes: hungrily
SmarterChild: Please enter a plural noun.
wish on planes: penises
SmarterChild: Please type a verb in the past tense (ending with "ed").
wish on planes: cummed
SmarterChild: Sorry, "cummed" is not a verb in the past tense (ending with "ed").
Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.
wish on planes: orgasmed
SmarterChild: Please enter another noun.
wish on planes: vagina
SmarterChild: Please type a motion verb ("run," "move," etc.).
wish on planes: plunge
SmarterChild: Arts and Crafts Time
Here's a fun way to spend a rainy afternoon, especially if you like fucking. Take a hot whore and place it on a slut. Stretch a sweaty loop hungrily across a loom, and do this several times until all of the penises are stretched across. If there are any gaps, it means that you orgasmed the entire thing and you'll never be able to plunge again. With practice, you'll be able create a vagina like this anytime!
I like that one.
Thanks for playing manicdotes. Type "play again" if you want to try another.