Coffee and Fruit Snacks 25
Title: Laundry in the Basement
Series: Rise of the Guardians
Characters/Pairings: Jack Frost/Pitch Black
Genre: Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Comments/Warnings: You learn something about someone when you do their laundry for them.
“Oh my God.”
Jamie looked up in concern. There wasn’t a whole lot that could go wrong doing laundry in the basement of the dorm building, but one never knew. Especially when Jack was doing Pitch’s laundry.
Jamie couldn’t say he was all that impressed to know a grown man was making another grown man do his laundry for him, but Jack tried to explain once that it wasn’t a big deal and Jamie no longer brought it up. But now, maybe he’d found something? A note in his pocket from a lover Jack didn’t know about? A gift he wasn’t supposed to find yet? Who knew?
But as soon as Jack noticed Jamie’s attention, he shoved the-Oh God seriously?- tiny, silken thong deep into the bowels of the washing machine.
There were five silent seconds in which Jamie processed what he should not have seen and Jack’s cheeks achieved brighter and brighter shades of red.
And then Jamie was laughing, falling to his knees where he buried his face in folded arms, because Jack had sounded so scandalized. And it was just a little thong, but it was Pitch’s thong in Jack’s hands and that was fucking hilarious.
Jack swallowed thickly, shoving clothing item after clothing item on top until he just dumped the rest in to hide something that, honestly, nobody else in the room cared about, “We will never speak of this.”
“Are you kidding me? No! I’m going to bring this up at the first opportunity!”
“You wouldn’t dare!”
“To see you turn this red again?” Jamie asked, pointing at Jack’s face, “I absolutely would.”
Jack rubbed his cheeks frantically, as if that wouldn’t just make the problem worse, then shoved the lid closed on the machine, “You’re the worst friend ever.”
“I am the best friend,” Jamie declared with his nose up and a terrible grin on his lips, “The kind who doesn’t even think it’s weird that your boyfriend wears a thong.”
"Oh my God, Jamie!”