Warren Ellis is drunk tonight
This email was sent to the Bad Signal mailing list (and normally I don't post e-mails, but since this an email sent to thousands of people, it's hardly private correspondence):
"There's a band on MySpace called ONE ARMED ANAL.
"I felt it was important to share this with you.
"As you can probably tell, I am home alone for the
next two days, and therefore drinking.
"I have a lot of whisky. Don't you wish you had a
lot of whisky? I have a lot of whisky. You could
have had a lot of whisky. But you didn't like it
when I turned up at your house naked. You should
have asked for whisky. But you threw up. And
so I shat in your socks. And kept all the whisky."
"There's a band on MySpace called ONE ARMED ANAL.
"I felt it was important to share this with you.
"As you can probably tell, I am home alone for the
next two days, and therefore drinking.
"I have a lot of whisky. Don't you wish you had a
lot of whisky? I have a lot of whisky. You could
have had a lot of whisky. But you didn't like it
when I turned up at your house naked. You should
have asked for whisky. But you threw up. And
so I shat in your socks. And kept all the whisky."