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this morning i got out of bed at 8am to go to a class. in this class, we were asked to write a short story about vagina dentata, which is an actual term that describes the once widely-held belief that the vagina has teeth. you know. to munch on things. we were also asked to name as many names for the cunt as we could think of, and these were compiled into a list. we will be asked throughout the semester to write short stories using the nicknames to develop characters, names that include pink princess taco, chocha, and gucci coochie. in my version, vagina dentata looks like she could be carrying a handgun in her purse, but she actually packs a pocket rocket, and she's celibate for the time being because she's tired of other people defining her sexuality without any of her input. did i choose a kickass class or what?
in other news, the squid and the whale is moving, perhaps too much so, and it isn't the movie to see if only an hour before you watched a movie about a murderous, lecherous priest who preys on young boys and the hot actor from y tu mama tambien. i'm ready to never see another penis again, and as of right now, i hate middle-aged male professors.
tonight is the first night since last wednesday that i have not consumed alcohol in some amount.
in other news, the squid and the whale is moving, perhaps too much so, and it isn't the movie to see if only an hour before you watched a movie about a murderous, lecherous priest who preys on young boys and the hot actor from y tu mama tambien. i'm ready to never see another penis again, and as of right now, i hate middle-aged male professors.
tonight is the first night since last wednesday that i have not consumed alcohol in some amount.