wandering and wayward wisdom from a weary, uh, traveler
Things that I have discovered about Texan drivers in the past 24 hours:
1. Half of them drive five miles below the speed limit.
2. Half of them drive ten miles above the speed limit.
(That's assuming the speed limit is even posted at all, of course.)
3. The people driving five miles below the speed limit are in the left lane.
4. The people driving ten miles above the speed limit are wherever they feel like, whether you're there or not.
5. There are way too many semis on the interstate.
5a. Often in the left lane.
I have cursed the occasional Kansan driver. Colorado drivers bring me rage. I never want to drive in Texas again.
And if there are screaming babies on my flights next week, I...might have to invest in earplugs.
1. Half of them drive five miles below the speed limit.
2. Half of them drive ten miles above the speed limit.
(That's assuming the speed limit is even posted at all, of course.)
3. The people driving five miles below the speed limit are in the left lane.
4. The people driving ten miles above the speed limit are wherever they feel like, whether you're there or not.
5. There are way too many semis on the interstate.
5a. Often in the left lane.
I have cursed the occasional Kansan driver. Colorado drivers bring me rage. I never want to drive in Texas again.
And if there are screaming babies on my flights next week, I...might have to invest in earplugs.