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Me (on the subject of going to a house for a weekend with pets, when I am allergic to cat and dog hair): Great. So I'll be sleeping on the roof.
Fox: Well, they're indoor/outdoor pets.
Me: Even better. They'll join me on the roof.
Fox: I have fish?
Me: Okay. I'll sleep with the fish.
And later, "Do you want me to throw this phlegm-encrusted tissue at you?" I threatened her.
We're happy roommates. Really. I'll only ditch her 'cos her housing lottery number is so crappy. *sunny smile*
Fox: Well, they're indoor/outdoor pets.
Me: Even better. They'll join me on the roof.
Fox: I have fish?
Me: Okay. I'll sleep with the fish.
And later, "Do you want me to throw this phlegm-encrusted tissue at you?" I threatened her.
We're happy roommates. Really. I'll only ditch her 'cos her housing lottery number is so crappy. *sunny smile*