Nov 03, 2008 14:26
have you been or will you ever be to see a doctor?
do you own an ipod or other mp3 player?
have you ever or will you ever use any form of birth control, i.e. the pill, condoms, etc?
are you, or any of your relatives, or any of your friends, queer, black, arab, muslim, female, or a member of any other distiguishable (or indistinguishable, too, really) minority group?
have you travelled outside of the united states? will you at any point in your life?
do you, your parents, or any of your relatives, own a house?
are you enrolled in the public school system, or will you ever have kids enrolled in the public school system?
will you retire?
if you answered yes to ANY of the above questions, CONGRATULATIONS, THIS ELECTION AFFECTS YOU. so get the fuck out and vote.
this has been your requisite political post from dean for the day.
ETA: if you live outside the us, this election definitely affects you. unfortunately, you don't get a choice in what happens, so you're excused from "get the fuck out and vote." blaaah.
holy shit politics