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[wisheskill]

Dear god, I woke up in this place that looks strangely like Xander's bedroom, but I stuck my head out the door and it was a hallway, not his living room-slash-kitchen. And let me tell you, I don't feel like going into a hallway every time I want to watch TV or make waffles even though that was Xander's job because I still can't cook!

The bunny was

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[andrew_unwells]

... Anya?

[wisheskill]

Who are you? How do you know who I am? Are you stalking me? Are you going to follow me around with a camera and a telephoto lens taking pictures of my every move and possibly corner my boyfriend in an alley late one night and beat him up because you can't stand the thought of me being with any man but you?

I won't be having any of that in my afterlife, buster, so you better watch yourself!

Had to use this icon - been waiting to for so long!

[andrew_unwells]

Don't uh... don't you remember me? I'm Andrew! Andrew Wells? That other guy? Tucker's brother? The most devilishly handsome and well dressed member of the Trio, once evil and tormented but then fighting side-by-side with the Slayer and the scoobies?

Remember? Wheelchair fights and Jaws and video camera interviews with you and Xander? Not creepy cameras though, just the uh... interviewy kind. I said you were like the perfect woman? And um, oh yeah! You told me you loved humans before that last apocalypse, only then you told me you'd kill me if I told anyone and um... oops... but like I'm already dead so it's cool, right?

I need to get me an A&A icon.

[wisheskill]

I have believed for quite some time that I am the perfect woman, but I don't remember any of that. You must be from Giles' alternate future timeline where I lived happily ever after instead of dying heroically.

And while I have no intention of confessing my love for humans to you any time soon, you better keep a button on that lip, mister! I even have a button you could use, if you want. It's square and bright blue, but it should work.

Tucker sounds familiar. Was he the guy that unleashed hell hounds on the prom?