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[wisheskill]

Dear god, I woke up in this place that looks strangely like Xander's bedroom, but I stuck my head out the door and it was a hallway, not his living room-slash-kitchen. And let me tell you, I don't feel like going into a hallway every time I want to watch TV or make waffles even though that was Xander's job because I still can't cook!

The bunny was

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[namorofthesea]

We are indeed all dead, and in a place far from Elysium, but any torments are far more subtle than what you imagine. They are of the mind rather than of bodily abuse. It is not pure torment either, however, as pleasant things may at random be granted as well.

[wisheskill]

Your manner of speech is outmoded, yet your words are those of optimism. If pleasant things occur here, it can't possibly be a hell dimension!

However, I am skeptical of the general "limbo" consensus. The only alternative is that I was somehow transported to an alternate dimension that is neither hellish nor heavenly when the portal opened.

The good news is, if that is the case, I must have survived! Take that, falling pile of rocks!

[namorofthesea]

That...could be, though I recall clearly being killed myself. Unless we are all taken not after our deaths, but a moment before it, and healed of any injuries.

[wisheskill]

I suppose it is odd that I suffered not even a concussion, but much stranger things have occurred. The apocalypse, for one.

Did you nearly die next to a dimensional portal as well?

[namorofthesea]

Not that I know of. But then, we were being swarmed by an unusually high number of unforgiven dead and faceless ones. And a rather noticeable demon.

[wisheskill]

Demons often are noticeable. Though some of them are productive members of human society, so you shouldn't be quick to judge.

[namorofthesea]

This one was murdering innocent Atlanteans. That one deserves all harsh judgment that could be given. And possibly a trident through the heart.

[wisheskill]

There are much more creative ways of killing something than sticking a pitchfork through its chest. It suffices if you merely want to get the job done, but it lacks artistry.

Next time, get the eyeballs involved. They're a weak spot.

Just a touch of inspiration goes a long way...

[namorofthesea]

Very well. Then he deserves the eyeballs to be removed from their sockets and inserted through a newly placed hole in the abdomen into his small intestine, then his tongue cut out and placed into the eye sockets. Then his digits on both hands and feet should be sawed off slowly with the edge of a mussel shell, and his horns snapped off and fed down his throat. If he still survives this, he should have every bone broken, then allow a small school of piranhas to nibble away at his meat until those shattered bones are all that remain.

Anya is always happy to inspire!

[wisheskill]

Much more creative! Stick with it and you'll go far!

Namor finds her charming

[namorofthesea]

I shall.