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Dec 28, 2008 13:58

Dear god, I woke up in this place that looks strangely like Xander's bedroom, but I stuck my head out the door and it was a hallway, not his living room-slash-kitchen. And let me tell you, I don't feel like going into a hallway every time I want to watch TV or make waffles even though that was Xander's job because I still can't cook!

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gratuitous violence, perplexing circumstances, bunnies are teh evil, xander harris, allen funt gets a tag (why not?)

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lilah_lawyer December 29 2008, 00:56:55 UTC
Hell's extremes depend on your employment position, but there's a severe lack of any pension scheme.

What is your name...? A couple of your recollections, there, are a tad familiar.

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wisheskill December 29 2008, 03:02:56 UTC
My name is Anya Christina Emanuella Jenkins, born in southeastern Indiana on the fourth of July and raised by both a mother and father!

We have never met.

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lilah_lawyer December 29 2008, 12:07:24 UTC
Yeeeeeah... From other not-so-subtle clues, should I actually be addressing you as The Artist Formerly Known As Anyanka?

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wisheskill December 29 2008, 18:11:54 UTC
I was never an artist.

How do you know that name? I don't recall writing it down anywhere for my apparent horde of stalkers to discover. I realize I'm charming, and attractive on many levels, but that's no license to dig through my personal files and document my every move!

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lilah_lawyer December 29 2008, 21:10:38 UTC
Too late, I'm afraid! My former employers already did. Wolfram and Hart have a tendency to be... Well, let's just say the 'Files And Records' department's a lot easier to make sense of, once you figure out how to access the damned thing in the correct way.

You're pretty much the only Anya with a working knowledge of transdimensional understanding, who was also a part of the Slayer's inner circle.

Although, truth be told, we were a lot more interested in your prior history...

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wisheskill December 30 2008, 16:04:07 UTC
You are stalking me! I don't know who you are, but if you torture me for information, I won't cave! Hot pokers are merely mildly alarming, and menacing Neanderthals in black hoods faze me only temporarily! And thumbs screws? Please, who hasn't been thumb-screwed before? This clam won't sing, lady!

Though I'm not sure clams can sing, as I am hardly an expert in marine biology. And I'm not actually a clam.

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lilah_lawyer December 31 2008, 02:31:22 UTC
For a former entity of vengeance, you've got a very... Informative way of putting things.

You should ask one of our resident Doctors about our pasting machines!

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