003 - Olaf has set in completely

[wisheskill]

I demand many steins of mead and babies to eat! Plump, juicy babies! And virgins to make merry with!

Bring these to my room or I will crush your tiny human necks like the necks of wooden toy humans that snap easily with little effort!

Comments

[major_west]

...what're you?

[wisheskill]

I am a troll! A mighty, imposing troll!

Where are my mead, my babies, and my virgins?

[major_west]

Um.

I dunno if they've got any of those things on the Barge. No babies, at least. Pretty sure I'm the youngest he-- Nope. No babies.

[wisheskill]

No babies you say? But that is impossible! There are babies everywhere, like the rats that crawl through the roof of the alehouse or the prolific flame-red hairs in my beard! The world cannot survive without babies, and neither can Olaf! They must be here, you are hiding them! You cannot fool me! Bring me babies now, I demand it!

[major_west]

There aren't any babies here, you lunatic!

[wisheskill]

You lie! You think you are clever to conceal the babies from me, but I assure you, I will find them! My hammer shall lay waste to this accursed place and the babies shall be found, and then I will feast!