Useless funny stuff.
Did you know that you can easily play songs on your telephone! just by pressing the buttons! try it out.
Happy Birthday Mary Had a Little Lamb
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LOLOLOL!!!!! Well i found it funny.
Hitler signed his last order with a blue crayon. (Seriously)
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, amazed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the internet. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.
AND NO MAN SHALL EVER REFUSE AGAIN TO BE ANDREWS PROM DATE!
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
Conception occurs in December more than any other month.
Bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers were all invented by women!
(If your observation skills are lacking, it's a birdcage inside a fish tank)
LULZ!