The Wall of Weird pertaining to me....
I am pretty random and have a bunch of odd little quirks. Everyone does. Unfortunately my idiosyncrasies’ came up and entire 2 hours conversation came to be all focused on me and my craziness. It got to the point where people I love started writing these down on napkins to keep track. I think I am pretty normal and to prove my point have posted PART of the list..so you all can see how I’m a fully functioning member of society and you shouldn’t be scared.
The Wall of Weird
I…
1) Can’t do anything without music…literally. There is music playing near me 24/7 and if I can’t have music…then I’m humming/singing..off-key usually!
2) Has an eternal rivalry with the floor. (Due to my own clumsiness)
3) Loathe Bacon (there is a funny story behind it..and its embarrassing but I love telling it)
4) Organize the money in my wallet 1st by denomination then by serial numbers…and think it’s perfectly normal
5) Think Dr. Pepper and pineapple is possibly the best breakfast on the planet
6) Name things all the time. I mostly give people I care about nicknames and name inanimate objects I am attached to. Naming one’s car is normal. Naming other personal electronic/mechanical devices and places is not. Ex. I affectionately refer to McDonald’s as M’Doms and my room as known as ‘The Bunker.” I have also renamed most of the countries on the planet to reflect where what their citizens should be called. Ex. You are a Canadian if you are from Canadia
7) Love bright colors, especially when wearing them. Believes that pink and green is a great color combination, just like orange and purple is.
8) Have ‘mouse sneezes’ and I am plagued with frequent hiccups
9) Obsessed with Ramen and thinks it’s the food of the Gods. The same applies to Dr. Pepper
10) Invents Neologisms’ frequently.
11) Passionate about all things SciFi…and is addicted to the SciFi Channel
12) Loves to make lists…about everything.
13) Am a Sunbaby and am seen frolicking around under the sun (usually barefoot) almost daily
14) Always have a book…er..atleast 2 on me
15) Have no sense of direction and uses the Marco Polo game to find her way around to a safe person or safe zone.