Wii
It's been said since they annoucned it, that Nintendo was inviting dick-jokes with the name. This is not true. They were making a dick-joke, a very specific dick joke. I believe they were making THIS joke:
Potatamoto would like you to play with his Wii. He has dedicated several years of his life solely to making his Wii more attractive, making it the best Wii it could possibly be. Potatamoto does not understand why anyone would not want to play with his Wii. Potatamoto is not like Bullimer or Kutarchini, his Wii is very small and light, small enough in fact to be certainly capable of wriggling its way easily into any lifestyle at all, while still being versatile enough to bring delight to whole families. This Christmas, help Potatamoto spread joy and cheer, help him bring his Wii into your heart.
Potatamoto would like you to play with his Wii. He has dedicated several years of his life solely to making his Wii more attractive, making it the best Wii it could possibly be. Potatamoto does not understand why anyone would not want to play with his Wii. Potatamoto is not like Bullimer or Kutarchini, his Wii is very small and light, small enough in fact to be certainly capable of wriggling its way easily into any lifestyle at all, while still being versatile enough to bring delight to whole families. This Christmas, help Potatamoto spread joy and cheer, help him bring his Wii into your heart.