Lesson Six | Questions | Open/Audio

Jun 12, 2010 11:39

When someone is asked if they were stranded on a deserted island, what one item would they want... why doesn't anyone ever choose 'a boat'?

kung fu lives in stupid questions, and the implactions are far-reaching, senility is how i roll, !!open commline

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betterthanraph June 12 2010, 19:52:56 UTC
I guess because that's not really the purpose of the exercise, Master Oogway.

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wiserthanusall June 12 2010, 20:30:16 UTC
No? What then is the purpose, young Leonardo?

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betterthanraph June 13 2010, 02:35:50 UTC
It's more of a social question, isn't it? To find out what things you like the best. Not really a mental exercise or anything.

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wiserthanusall June 13 2010, 02:39:04 UTC
Ah, but so too is an axe used for chopping wood in times of peace. Not everything has only one use.

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betterthanraph June 13 2010, 02:41:04 UTC
...I guess? [Leo doesn't really see the point in using such an inane question to test somebody, but if that's Oogway's thing then that's his thing.]

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wiserthanusall June 13 2010, 02:42:49 UTC
[He chuckles and takes pity on poor dense turtleboy]

Kung Fu is not an art merely for fighting, Leonardo. It is in everything I do. I am a teacher, and thus, I teach. Listen to the responses to this silly, simple question. What do they tell you?

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betterthanraph June 13 2010, 02:50:36 UTC
To the one you asked?

[Leo goes to look at them again.]

Um... I'm not sure what I'm supposed to see, Master Oogway.

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wiserthanusall June 13 2010, 02:51:58 UTC
If you knew the answer already, this would not be a lesson.

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betterthanraph June 13 2010, 02:53:20 UTC
[HE WANTS A MANUAL FOR DEALING WITH YOU OOGWAY]

I...I see. I hope I understand after reading through these, then.

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wiserthanusall June 13 2010, 02:58:42 UTC
[He snorts] False humility is the same as pride, young one.

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betterthanraph June 13 2010, 03:01:26 UTC
I'm not trying to be falsely humble Master Oogway, I just don't understand the lesson you're trying to teach.

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wiserthanusall June 13 2010, 03:04:08 UTC
The first lesson is this: The differences between what things seem to be and what they are are everywhere. If you can see them, then it is very easy to know those around you will do.

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