My own emptiness leads nowhere near cleanliness
Deadlines are aaalmost over, they keep growing because they are evil. They were supposed to be more or less done already, now they're reaching toward Wednesday and Thursday. Where shall we find good news?
Oh, I know: what if the news media finally decided to wise up about an old friend of ours? (by way of Game Girl Advance) I think one of my favorite parts is near the bottom of the first page, where "he who shall be ignored" (hint: he used to practice law in some states) sends a nasty letter to Microsoft. MSNBC writes, in parentheses, the subtle version of "ha ha you idiot, you're wrong. P.S. Microsoft has a stake in a particular cable news channel, can you guess which one? Hi there!" Next, I think he should send nasty letters to Rupert Murdoch and Ted Turner, then we'll see whether he ever gets taken seriously by the news again.
For now, I am as hungry and sleepy as ever, I am like a walking nothing. I should hide things in my stomach. "BABY HIDING SERVICES HIDE YOUR BABY CHEAP*!"
*I would never do that, not after the incident with the pants.
Oh, I know: what if the news media finally decided to wise up about an old friend of ours? (by way of Game Girl Advance) I think one of my favorite parts is near the bottom of the first page, where "he who shall be ignored" (hint: he used to practice law in some states) sends a nasty letter to Microsoft. MSNBC writes, in parentheses, the subtle version of "ha ha you idiot, you're wrong. P.S. Microsoft has a stake in a particular cable news channel, can you guess which one? Hi there!" Next, I think he should send nasty letters to Rupert Murdoch and Ted Turner, then we'll see whether he ever gets taken seriously by the news again.
For now, I am as hungry and sleepy as ever, I am like a walking nothing. I should hide things in my stomach. "BABY HIDING SERVICES HIDE YOUR BABY CHEAP*!"
*I would never do that, not after the incident with the pants.