No, i'm alive.

[wisecracks]

And taking quizzes to prove how boring my life is.

Mingle2 - How Sexually Experienced Are You?9

Also, is there a strategy guide to L4D2 or do i suck that much? Probably better to depend on real friends instead of the fail AI.

ME: SMOKER! DYING! CHOKING IN A MOSHPIT OF DEATH!
AI: Hurr Durr what's over her--OMG A WITCH! *dedz*

Or

BRO: *leaves my ass, only to die further along by a Tank*