In which i need help
Roadtrip was only 72hrs. Who the hell has a "historical" roadtrip through a country for only three days? And they kept showing up late to everything because either Colin being a girl and wanting to detour through scenic routes was true, or they kept parking to have carsex. Plus they'd show up to a place (all of which there was, like, four) and go "Any proof?" which was met with "No, but it's pretty, right?" At the very least i could zone out to the Irish accent for half an hour.
Dear Merlin Writers: There's a very big problem with canonically declaring Gwen Arthur's "one true love". OTL's do not usually go around being in love with another man. In fact, i'm pretty sure they wait more than two days for their OTL to come rescue them before throwing themselves at said other man. OTL's should probably have actual conversations and time together and everything Arthur and Gwen don't have. I'm pretty damn sure OTL's don't marry you only to sleep with your best knight and start the downfall of the greatest kingdom on earth. So, like, where the fuck are you going with this, you assholes?
No love,
Wisecracks
Dear Merlin Writers: There's a very big problem with canonically declaring Gwen Arthur's "one true love". OTL's do not usually go around being in love with another man. In fact, i'm pretty sure they wait more than two days for their OTL to come rescue them before throwing themselves at said other man. OTL's should probably have actual conversations and time together and everything Arthur and Gwen don't have. I'm pretty damn sure OTL's don't marry you only to sleep with your best knight and start the downfall of the greatest kingdom on earth. So, like, where the fuck are you going with this, you assholes?
No love,
Wisecracks