Made my mom lemon squares (from a box, but hey), took her to lunch at her fave restaurant (where she wanted to eat outside but it was so windy we witnessed a chair fly across the deck in a suicide attempt), and bought her a Mayo Clinic medical reference book she's been wanting. As for my own Mother's Day gifts, i received some Lindt truffles and a cookie cake omg. Sadly, no one informed Weyekin what day it was, so she crapped in the house three times. She's forgiven.
So who else is ready and waiting for Prince Caspian/Peter slash? Anybody? I base this on nothing more than a clip of them dueling which, in my eyes, is foreplay. Never got around to reading the book so i can defile it as i wish.
Lost:
--Old Shrew: "I forbid you to see your mysterious, elder boyfriend!"
Slut: "Watch me." [becomes speedbump]
--Horace haet tree
--Richard is a Locke fanboy. Heard that "pick the item which is already yours" is a Dalai Lama test. So is Locke the reincarnation of somebody?
--I still can't believe the Smoke Monster failed to kill Keamy and his death soldiers. All it did was succeed in pissing Keamy off and demonstrate to us once again how Michael can't be killed yet.
--DESMOND NO! Keep Team Awesome together! *SOB*
--Team Jack, you should thank your lucky stars you have someone like Frank on your dumbass side. Please don't die, Frank. You my boo.
--Oh, hey, cabin.
Locke: "You Jacob?"
Christian: "Nah, but i'm just as awesome."
Claire: "I dunno WHAT i'm on but woo!"
Locke: "Claire? WTF?"
Claire: "I'm with him."
Christian: "I'm giving my daughter a vacation from her giant-headed kid. Shhh."
Locke: "Right. About saving the island now...?"
--Hurley: [unwraps candybar]
Ben: [puppy-eyes]
Hurley: [gives half]
--Locke: "Jacob says to move the island!"
Hurley: "lol oh ok. You guys push, i'll steer."
Doctor Who: I didn't get any of that. WTF did i just watch?
Me collapse now.