In Soviet Russia, Risk plays you
I just cut my own bangs and i think i went a little too short. lol But unlike mutilated Barbie dolls, my hair grows so i'm not really worried about it. If my mom comes home and double-takes at me i can put on a hat.
Weird dreams have been piling up, man. One dream involved my teeth falling out. Like i felt my mouth suddenly full with detached teeth and had to spit them out. Only when i did, they didn't look like teeth, they looked like crushed seashells. Lord knows what that means.
In another dream, i was watching a Broadway musical production of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. Er, except i've never so much as watched the opening credits for that show because whenever i see a picture of the main character i have the overwhelming urge to KICK HER IN THE THROAT. I mean, i collect Itsuki/Kyon porn (who doesn't?) but that's as far as my knowledge goes. Oh wait, the dream got better. At the end of this musical, R2D2 showed up. You read that right. But he was three separate droids that connected to become one. I turned to the person next to me like "WTF, he's 3 droids??" and they looked back at me like i wasn't fit to call myself a geek.
In the last fun dream, Johnny Depp was staring in a vampire family sitcom done Munsters style. For serious. It was even filmed in black & white. I don't even know anymore.
Lost:
--Kate: "O HAI JACK! Notice how my tank top could now fall down at any minute!"
Jack: "You've finally become a literal pain in my back, Kate." *downs pills*
--Boat Doctor? Who killed you, dude? Did they give a battle-cry of "WAAAAAAALT!" before they did it?
--Dan: "I can call the boat using a battery, bugglegum and Juliet's bra."
...MacGyver?
--Hurley from previews: "We're all going to die."
Episode Reveals: "lol he's only playing Risk you guys!"
Audience: *borrows Jack's pills*
--IT IS THE PHONE CALL OF DOOM! DOOOOOOOOM!
lol Sawyer's reaction to the shotgun.
--OMG THESE PEOPLE AREN'T PLAYING!
Redshirt #1: "What's going on?!"
Sawyer: "GET INSIDE!"
Redshirt #1: "Blarg!"
Redshirt #2: "WTF?!"
Sawyer: "GET INSIDE!"
Redshirt #2: "Blarg!"
Redshirt #3: "wut?"
Sawyer: "GET IN--oh screw it."
Redshirt #3: "Blarg!"
Welcome To Darwinism Island!
--CLAIRE DONE BLOWED UP! No, wait! She's okay! A...door or something saved her. Right.
--We love you, Hurley. We really, really do.
--IT IS THE DOOR BELL OF DOOM! DOOOOOOM! Oh, it's just Ghostbuster.
Miles: "Those Rambo guys gave me this walkie-talkie for you."
Death Squad Leader (i dunno): "Hey, sorry about that house. We have a new guy on the rocket launcher. You know how that goes."
Ben: "What do you want?"
Squad Leader: "You. Or we kill your daughter."
Ben: "She's not my daughter. Totally doesn't mean anything to me."
Squad Leader: "'Kay."
--OMG NO THEY KILLED THE DAUGHTER! WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF! And the last words she heard her "father" say to her were those? After witnessing her newfound mother and boyfriend die too. God.
Ben & Audience: 0.0
--Ben: "He changed the rules." [locks himself in secret room]
Sawyer: "HEY!" [bangs on the steel door]
Ben: [comes out] "Excuse me, James."
Me: lawl
--He can fricken SUMMON the Smoke Monster! Like "Smoke Monster, i choose YOU" or something! How awesome was it to see the smoke come tearing thru suburbia like a freight train?
Death Squad: "NOOOOO!"
Smoke Monster: "OMNOMNOM!"
--Ben: "Everyone run into the jungle. I have to say goodbye to my daughter."
Audience: [sniffle]
--I gotta say the character who's really shined lately is Sawyer. He seems like a better leader, and damned better overall person than Jack. He doesn't deserve the crap Kate gives him. GO, SAWYER! There are no words for the fight-over-Hurley scene.
...Unless slashers run with it. Awkward?
--Oh, um, meanwhile in a flashforward: Sayid totally did find and marry Nadia before he dated the Ugliest Woman On Earth! Yay him! Except someone killed Nadia, Ben tracked the dude, unintentionally got Sayid involved, and Sayid killed the guy before Ben could tell him to deliver a message to Whitmore. That's how Sayid ended up working for Ben.
--Also, Ben will be after Whitmore's daughter Penny. I anticipate this whole big angst and conflict with Sayid episode about it.
--Dan: [morse code] "What happened to the doctor?"
...
Dan: "Nothing about the doctor, but the helicopter is coming back tomorrow!" :)
Team Beach: XD
Bernard: "You did not expect me to have mad morse code skillz! They said 'the doctor is fine'!"
Team Beach: >:(
--Jack: "What does that mean? The doctor IS NOT fine! Don't make me cry!"
Audience: "It's Thursday. It's unavoidable."
Jack: "Wait, Kate's giving me pains again..." [collapse]
--zombie!Boone: "What's with this huge influx of new zombies?"
zombie!Shannon: "I dunno but those Rambo guys are using my makeup and it's pissing me off!"
Next Time: lol Jack has appendicitis. Because there weren't quite enough problems to deal with. I say let him die.
FRANK! Where's the rest of Team Awesome, buddy?
My work here is done.
Weird dreams have been piling up, man. One dream involved my teeth falling out. Like i felt my mouth suddenly full with detached teeth and had to spit them out. Only when i did, they didn't look like teeth, they looked like crushed seashells. Lord knows what that means.
In another dream, i was watching a Broadway musical production of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. Er, except i've never so much as watched the opening credits for that show because whenever i see a picture of the main character i have the overwhelming urge to KICK HER IN THE THROAT. I mean, i collect Itsuki/Kyon porn (who doesn't?) but that's as far as my knowledge goes. Oh wait, the dream got better. At the end of this musical, R2D2 showed up. You read that right. But he was three separate droids that connected to become one. I turned to the person next to me like "WTF, he's 3 droids??" and they looked back at me like i wasn't fit to call myself a geek.
In the last fun dream, Johnny Depp was staring in a vampire family sitcom done Munsters style. For serious. It was even filmed in black & white. I don't even know anymore.
Lost:
--Kate: "O HAI JACK! Notice how my tank top could now fall down at any minute!"
Jack: "You've finally become a literal pain in my back, Kate." *downs pills*
--Boat Doctor? Who killed you, dude? Did they give a battle-cry of "WAAAAAAALT!" before they did it?
--Dan: "I can call the boat using a battery, bugglegum and Juliet's bra."
...MacGyver?
--Hurley from previews: "We're all going to die."
Episode Reveals: "lol he's only playing Risk you guys!"
Audience: *borrows Jack's pills*
--IT IS THE PHONE CALL OF DOOM! DOOOOOOOOM!
lol Sawyer's reaction to the shotgun.
--OMG THESE PEOPLE AREN'T PLAYING!
Redshirt #1: "What's going on?!"
Sawyer: "GET INSIDE!"
Redshirt #1: "Blarg!"
Redshirt #2: "WTF?!"
Sawyer: "GET INSIDE!"
Redshirt #2: "Blarg!"
Redshirt #3: "wut?"
Sawyer: "GET IN--oh screw it."
Redshirt #3: "Blarg!"
Welcome To Darwinism Island!
--CLAIRE DONE BLOWED UP! No, wait! She's okay! A...door or something saved her. Right.
--We love you, Hurley. We really, really do.
--IT IS THE DOOR BELL OF DOOM! DOOOOOOM! Oh, it's just Ghostbuster.
Miles: "Those Rambo guys gave me this walkie-talkie for you."
Death Squad Leader (i dunno): "Hey, sorry about that house. We have a new guy on the rocket launcher. You know how that goes."
Ben: "What do you want?"
Squad Leader: "You. Or we kill your daughter."
Ben: "She's not my daughter. Totally doesn't mean anything to me."
Squad Leader: "'Kay."
--OMG NO THEY KILLED THE DAUGHTER! WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF! And the last words she heard her "father" say to her were those? After witnessing her newfound mother and boyfriend die too. God.
Ben & Audience: 0.0
--Ben: "He changed the rules." [locks himself in secret room]
Sawyer: "HEY!" [bangs on the steel door]
Ben: [comes out] "Excuse me, James."
Me: lawl
--He can fricken SUMMON the Smoke Monster! Like "Smoke Monster, i choose YOU" or something! How awesome was it to see the smoke come tearing thru suburbia like a freight train?
Death Squad: "NOOOOO!"
Smoke Monster: "OMNOMNOM!"
--Ben: "Everyone run into the jungle. I have to say goodbye to my daughter."
Audience: [sniffle]
--I gotta say the character who's really shined lately is Sawyer. He seems like a better leader, and damned better overall person than Jack. He doesn't deserve the crap Kate gives him. GO, SAWYER! There are no words for the fight-over-Hurley scene.
...Unless slashers run with it. Awkward?
--Oh, um, meanwhile in a flashforward: Sayid totally did find and marry Nadia before he dated the Ugliest Woman On Earth! Yay him! Except someone killed Nadia, Ben tracked the dude, unintentionally got Sayid involved, and Sayid killed the guy before Ben could tell him to deliver a message to Whitmore. That's how Sayid ended up working for Ben.
--Also, Ben will be after Whitmore's daughter Penny. I anticipate this whole big angst and conflict with Sayid episode about it.
--Dan: [morse code] "What happened to the doctor?"
...
Dan: "Nothing about the doctor, but the helicopter is coming back tomorrow!" :)
Team Beach: XD
Bernard: "You did not expect me to have mad morse code skillz! They said 'the doctor is fine'!"
Team Beach: >:(
--Jack: "What does that mean? The doctor IS NOT fine! Don't make me cry!"
Audience: "It's Thursday. It's unavoidable."
Jack: "Wait, Kate's giving me pains again..." [collapse]
--zombie!Boone: "What's with this huge influx of new zombies?"
zombie!Shannon: "I dunno but those Rambo guys are using my makeup and it's pissing me off!"
Next Time: lol Jack has appendicitis. Because there weren't quite enough problems to deal with. I say let him die.
FRANK! Where's the rest of Team Awesome, buddy?
My work here is done.