Damn, they made Zack pretty

Mar 26, 2008 01:40

How does that tone-deaf country girl on American Idol keep staying?!

Someone lend me a PSP and Crisis Core, plz? *sob*

I watched my bro play Army of Two co-op with his friend in the mid-west and kept getting irked at them failing dozens of times, restarting at a check point WAAAY far back. I mean, cool game and all, but i was about to set it on fire. USE COVER! This isn't fucking Halo! You can't run out in the open and hope to live! STRATEGIZE!
ME: "Why aren't you using aggro?"
BRO: "What?"
ME: "Aggro! There's like forty guys pinning both of you down! Fire off a clip so Ross can DO something!"
BRO: "....It's...it's not that easy, okay? It's not that easy."
ME: "The hell it isn't!"
BRO: "Lee--okay? Ross, tell her it's not that easy."

PAY ATTENTION!
GRENADE: "HAY U GAIZ!"
BRO: "Ross, grenade."
ROSS: [thumb up his ass]
BRO: "Ross?"
ME: "ROSS!"
CHECK POINT: "lol back so soon?"

It hurts, it really does. At least they finished it. Now where's its porn?

final fantasy, army of two, bro

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