Welcome to the Suicide Cruise
Joel icon because he had a 2nd kid this week and was adorable about it.
I hate that when i take my night meds i have nothing but nightmares. And if they're not nightmares they're fucking WEIRD. In one last night i went to tell a fictional past teacher in front of his current class how much he SUCKS and i hated being in his class. I didn't recognize the dude, i swear. But he got all upset and gave me his files before quiting and leaving the classroom. Uh, score one for me?
Lost: Someone tell me Juliet dies soon.
--Frank: "I still rock. But the kitchen doesn't. Enjoy your lima beans, Team Awesome."
Sayid & Des: "Yay?"
--So Frank wasn't the one who opened their door? Whomever could it have been? *mock shock*
--Sun: "blahblah I'm pregnant in case you all forgot."
Jin: "I miss my orange Michael, ho. Have a girl so we can raise her together when you die."
--Desmond: [wakes up from what seems like an awesome sleep session]
Sayid: "Oh good morning. You were moaning my name in your sleep but i've gotten used to that sort of thing."
--Juliet & Sun: "Hi, we'll be reminding you what raging bitches we are this whole episode."
--Okay, i'm just goofing off now. Fast forward to Sayid and Desmond's awesome new room WITH BLOOD (AND PROBABLY BRAINS) ON THE WALL! Cozy.
Des & Sayid: [more irritated than anything]
Doc Asshat: "Mysterious janitor, come clean this!"
Janitor: "WWWAAAAAALLLLLTTT! I mean, i'll get it later."
Doc Asshat: "Get it NOW or they'll give us a bad review on Hotels.com!"
Janitor: "HAVE YOU SEEN MAI BOYYYY?! I mean--Hi, i'm Kevin."
Sayid: "Kevin, huh? I'm Sayid. Shake my hand without flinching at my nails, Kevin." [meaningful look]
Janitor: [totally does with a look of his own]
Desmond: [looks kinda confused but that's nothing new]
--Damn flashback/flashforward reveal. YOU KILLED THE WRONG SPOUSE! Hurley was adorable tho.
Eli Stone: I love watching this show. It reminds me i have a heart.
I have nothing to watch on Fridays now. *convulses*
I hate that when i take my night meds i have nothing but nightmares. And if they're not nightmares they're fucking WEIRD. In one last night i went to tell a fictional past teacher in front of his current class how much he SUCKS and i hated being in his class. I didn't recognize the dude, i swear. But he got all upset and gave me his files before quiting and leaving the classroom. Uh, score one for me?
Lost: Someone tell me Juliet dies soon.
--Frank: "I still rock. But the kitchen doesn't. Enjoy your lima beans, Team Awesome."
Sayid & Des: "Yay?"
--So Frank wasn't the one who opened their door? Whomever could it have been? *mock shock*
--Sun: "blahblah I'm pregnant in case you all forgot."
Jin: "I miss my orange Michael, ho. Have a girl so we can raise her together when you die."
--Desmond: [wakes up from what seems like an awesome sleep session]
Sayid: "Oh good morning. You were moaning my name in your sleep but i've gotten used to that sort of thing."
--Juliet & Sun: "Hi, we'll be reminding you what raging bitches we are this whole episode."
--Okay, i'm just goofing off now. Fast forward to Sayid and Desmond's awesome new room WITH BLOOD (AND PROBABLY BRAINS) ON THE WALL! Cozy.
Des & Sayid: [more irritated than anything]
Doc Asshat: "Mysterious janitor, come clean this!"
Janitor: "WWWAAAAAALLLLLTTT! I mean, i'll get it later."
Doc Asshat: "Get it NOW or they'll give us a bad review on Hotels.com!"
Janitor: "HAVE YOU SEEN MAI BOYYYY?! I mean--Hi, i'm Kevin."
Sayid: "Kevin, huh? I'm Sayid. Shake my hand without flinching at my nails, Kevin." [meaningful look]
Janitor: [totally does with a look of his own]
Desmond: [looks kinda confused but that's nothing new]
--Damn flashback/flashforward reveal. YOU KILLED THE WRONG SPOUSE! Hurley was adorable tho.
Eli Stone: I love watching this show. It reminds me i have a heart.
I have nothing to watch on Fridays now. *convulses*