I'm screwed
I first saw a woodspider in the patio last night around 5pm. Kept running back and forth all night out there like it was looking for a way in. I joked it wanted ME. I have a terrible fear of spiders and they KNOW it. At 11pm i was all alone in the living room just minding my own business when THE FUCKING SPIDER FOUND A WAY INSIDE AND RAN RIGHT AT ME! I stumbled backwards until it stopped and eyed me smugly. Then i promptly turned 5yrs old and whimpered for help. I also picked up a shoe like i was going to squash it myself, but the phobia froze me. Sucks. My bro came out but, sensing the presence of someone unafraid, it ran under the entertainment center, so my mom stuck the vacuum cleaner hose under there. We looked everywhere after that but couldn't see it. Either the vacuum got it or it's lying in wait somewhere. Probably ready to ninja-jump me when i least expect it. Damn things should be purged from the earth.
Mylar Family Happy Hour starts tonight, people. Fangirls might consider getting their families/friends/roommates earplugs as an early Christmas gift.
Edit: Forgot to mention i saw that 'Hogfather' miniseries last night. That's flipping awesome and now i want to read the book. Mr. Teatime went right onto my fond list of unstable killers. The only thing i didn't like was the boar-human Santa Hogfather (with a flimsy explanation of his evolution) and how a figment that cold and mute barely resembles what the human world thought of him. Was inconsistent to me, but maybe i'd have to read the book to get it.
Mylar Family Happy Hour starts tonight, people. Fangirls might consider getting their families/friends/roommates earplugs as an early Christmas gift.
Edit: Forgot to mention i saw that 'Hogfather' miniseries last night. That's flipping awesome and now i want to read the book. Mr. Teatime went right onto my fond list of unstable killers. The only thing i didn't like was the boar-human Santa Hogfather (with a flimsy explanation of his evolution) and how a figment that cold and mute barely resembles what the human world thought of him. Was inconsistent to me, but maybe i'd have to read the book to get it.