I'm so tired, and my torrent turned out to be virus bait, so i'll recap Heroes later today. For now i'll just comment on what sticks out in my mind.
--....Mohinder/Matt? For realz? My Mylar Family Happy Hour got turned into...Mohatt Family Happy Hour. I'm laughing hard and dying inside at the same time. Did Kring have this planned since the finale? Did a dying Matt look up and go "I know you're not doing ANYthing to help me, but damn you're pretty"?
--Meanwhile, Mohinder grew a pair. So, like, Sylar needs to come back to take care of business and tap dat.
--HRG!!! When he took that punk-ass-bitch manager down, my heart was put in his pocket.
--I don't like Claire's new boyfriend. I don't like his attitude, i don't like his stalker trait, and i don't like the cheesy way he flew off. Bet Nathan's his father too. What a man-ho.
--Speaking of Nathan: Did some special effects studio take 10 points off his beard's OMGITSGONNAEATME presence? It seemed so tamed.
--Yep, Maya has the X-Files "black alien goo" power.
--Kensei whumped our Hiro but...i like him. And Hiro should know better than to mess with history wtf! That was a noob move!
--You'd think that with all the sword fighting moves, Daddy Nakamura would know some better self defense.
--Haitian/Peter?
--Hey, no Niki! Best premiere ep ever!
In other news of the night: Chuck and Journeyman better stay on the air. Makes me miss Quantum Leap.