I AM ZE CHI-CHI!
I'm feeling bold. Let us jump directly into the random, Y/N? [Every time you choose 'N' a fandom dies. :( ]
The Black Donnellys: Sometimes a stressful life comes from a family member who is a complete fuckup. Sometimes a stressful life comes from an overrated girl who somehow thinks you sleep with guys BEFORE you tell them you can't be with them kthnxbai. Tommy is cursed with both.
Honestly, either Jimmy or Jenny needs to die and i'm voting for the one with the vajayjay.
My mom doesn't like the show cuz "the Irish are acting like Italians!" Seeing as we're both...i have no idea if she's insulting us or defending us. And she's watched OZ with me so, again, WTF.
Heroes: Oh wait, it's still not back. Excuse me. *DESTROYS DEAL OR NO DEAL* ..... *spares Howie Mandel's life* Thank you for Bobby's World. *CONTINUES RAMPAGE*
Dirty Jobs: Dear Mike Rowe:
Marry me and i will bear your filthy-yet-attractive children. They shall be a new race of humans, immune to everything. I would be proud to mother this next stage in evolution. Plus, i'd get to bang you. Bonus!
Ninja Warrior: Dear Waste Of A Network Takeover G4:
Why do you lie? You promised us BRAND NEW episodes. But what is this? Yes, technically we've never seen these competitions before and, yes, you've added new opening graphics (good for you). But tell me something, dear G4--if we've already seen EXTREME fisherman Nagano become Ninja Warrior, why would we wanna watch past competitions where he's failing as a newbie? Why would we wanna watch back before Bunpei was a competitor, or when that teenage trampolinist was too young to try out? We want ACTUAL new episodes, pissants!
PS: Stop showing those retarded "Geek Fantasies" where the girl more likely insults the fandoms than she does turn anybody on, and stop airing those new body spray commercials with the inbred-looking girl. Finally, if it's not too much trouble, maybe convince Morgan she's mortal. All i sense from her now is this better-than-everybody air whenever she opens her mouth. ...Thank you.
Never gonna get my love,
'Cracks
Had enough random, Y/N?
The Black Donnellys: Sometimes a stressful life comes from a family member who is a complete fuckup. Sometimes a stressful life comes from an overrated girl who somehow thinks you sleep with guys BEFORE you tell them you can't be with them kthnxbai. Tommy is cursed with both.
Honestly, either Jimmy or Jenny needs to die and i'm voting for the one with the vajayjay.
My mom doesn't like the show cuz "the Irish are acting like Italians!" Seeing as we're both...i have no idea if she's insulting us or defending us. And she's watched OZ with me so, again, WTF.
Heroes: Oh wait, it's still not back. Excuse me. *DESTROYS DEAL OR NO DEAL* ..... *spares Howie Mandel's life* Thank you for Bobby's World. *CONTINUES RAMPAGE*
Dirty Jobs: Dear Mike Rowe:
Marry me and i will bear your filthy-yet-attractive children. They shall be a new race of humans, immune to everything. I would be proud to mother this next stage in evolution. Plus, i'd get to bang you. Bonus!
Ninja Warrior: Dear Waste Of A Network Takeover G4:
Why do you lie? You promised us BRAND NEW episodes. But what is this? Yes, technically we've never seen these competitions before and, yes, you've added new opening graphics (good for you). But tell me something, dear G4--if we've already seen EXTREME fisherman Nagano become Ninja Warrior, why would we wanna watch past competitions where he's failing as a newbie? Why would we wanna watch back before Bunpei was a competitor, or when that teenage trampolinist was too young to try out? We want ACTUAL new episodes, pissants!
PS: Stop showing those retarded "Geek Fantasies" where the girl more likely insults the fandoms than she does turn anybody on, and stop airing those new body spray commercials with the inbred-looking girl. Finally, if it's not too much trouble, maybe convince Morgan she's mortal. All i sense from her now is this better-than-everybody air whenever she opens her mouth. ...Thank you.
Never gonna get my love,
'Cracks
Had enough random, Y/N?