Not the milk!
My paychecks are so small. So small. *le sob*
Heroes:
--Ten bucks says there's Sylar/Mohinder slash out there already. Who dares me to look? C'mon! When the truth finally comes out, Mohinder will be the Battered Girlfriend In Denial. ...Or dead. But i'm hoping the latter doesn't happen.
--Meanwhile, i think Sylar screwed himself with the new ability. Or something didn't take right.
--You GO, Peter! Protect your Master like the good Padawan you are! *pause* I'm such a dork.
--CLAUDE: [providing more tough love] "You led them right to me! I'm so breaking up with you!"
PETER: "STFU! It must've been Isaac!"
CLAUDE: "You come with too much baggage, babe. I'm outtie."
[change of scene]
ISAAC: [paints evil!Peter] "Well, that can't be good."
PETER: [barges in] "You asshole! I was having a good time being all Jedi-slash-Karate-Kid with this hot hobo and you ruined it!"
ISAAC: "Serves you right. You ruined what i had with Simone!" [grabs gun]
PETER: "The hell? You used to be cool in a pathetic-yet-loveable-junkie way." [goes invisible and half-kicks/half-toys-with Isaac's ass in a way that Claude could be proud of]
GUN: [BANG]
SIMONE: [dies]
ME: [inappropriate response] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FINALLY!
--GTFO Ando-kun! 'Bout damn time! You delay everything, man!
--Oh Hiro, me love you long ti-OMG IT'S STAN LEE! ...Driving a bus. Man will take any cameo role.
--CLAIRE'S MOM: [pours milk] ..... [off-screen Thud Of Doom]
CLAIRE: "MOM!"
ME: [inappropriate response] NOOOOOOOO! THE MILK! WHYYYYYY?!
--Ya know, staff at that hospital probably think HRG is abusing his wife and sexually molesting his daughter. They're also wondering why the son wasn't aborted. WTF is he doing alive? Writers, i thought we had an understanding.
--Matt, i swear to god, you are the worst cop EVER! Going into a family home and waving a gun around CHILDREN? .......Shoot the boy.
Mmm, next week gets to be all about my man. *licks his glasses* Yes, i'm weird.
Bam's Unholy Union: Okay, odd. Love Missy. I mean, she's actually normal and not...well, not Jen. And she can put up with everything and Bam seems to listen to her in the same percentage he does April. But Bam and the word "marriage" (to a woman) is blowing my brain. Bam hugging and pouting to someone other than Ryan is tilting my world. EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!
Me go sleep-sleep now.
Heroes:
--Ten bucks says there's Sylar/Mohinder slash out there already. Who dares me to look? C'mon! When the truth finally comes out, Mohinder will be the Battered Girlfriend In Denial. ...Or dead. But i'm hoping the latter doesn't happen.
--Meanwhile, i think Sylar screwed himself with the new ability. Or something didn't take right.
--You GO, Peter! Protect your Master like the good Padawan you are! *pause* I'm such a dork.
--CLAUDE: [providing more tough love] "You led them right to me! I'm so breaking up with you!"
PETER: "STFU! It must've been Isaac!"
CLAUDE: "You come with too much baggage, babe. I'm outtie."
[change of scene]
ISAAC: [paints evil!Peter] "Well, that can't be good."
PETER: [barges in] "You asshole! I was having a good time being all Jedi-slash-Karate-Kid with this hot hobo and you ruined it!"
ISAAC: "Serves you right. You ruined what i had with Simone!" [grabs gun]
PETER: "The hell? You used to be cool in a pathetic-yet-loveable-junkie way." [goes invisible and half-kicks/half-toys-with Isaac's ass in a way that Claude could be proud of]
GUN: [BANG]
SIMONE: [dies]
ME: [inappropriate response] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FINALLY!
--GTFO Ando-kun! 'Bout damn time! You delay everything, man!
--Oh Hiro, me love you long ti-OMG IT'S STAN LEE! ...Driving a bus. Man will take any cameo role.
--CLAIRE'S MOM: [pours milk] ..... [off-screen Thud Of Doom]
CLAIRE: "MOM!"
ME: [inappropriate response] NOOOOOOOO! THE MILK! WHYYYYYY?!
--Ya know, staff at that hospital probably think HRG is abusing his wife and sexually molesting his daughter. They're also wondering why the son wasn't aborted. WTF is he doing alive? Writers, i thought we had an understanding.
--Matt, i swear to god, you are the worst cop EVER! Going into a family home and waving a gun around CHILDREN? .......Shoot the boy.
Mmm, next week gets to be all about my man. *licks his glasses* Yes, i'm weird.
Bam's Unholy Union: Okay, odd. Love Missy. I mean, she's actually normal and not...well, not Jen. And she can put up with everything and Bam seems to listen to her in the same percentage he does April. But Bam and the word "marriage" (to a woman) is blowing my brain. Bam hugging and pouting to someone other than Ryan is tilting my world. EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!
Me go sleep-sleep now.