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Host Club ep25: Mommy! ...Da...Daddy?? Argh! THE VAGINAS DISPLEASE ME!
--Okay, so, yeah, school festival. Awww, lookit the past guest chars. This festival was fun and crazy and made you love Daddy if you didn't before. Oh wait, that was the manga. HAY GUYZ WUTS GOIN ON N HERE?
--Tamaki's father being a pedophile. RUN, HARUHI, RUN! But Tamaki falling into the fountain got much lawlz.
--Kyouya getting bitchslapped by his father? WTF? His father doesn't approve of the club? His son's been in it for 2yrs! (And he did nothing but praise his son in this manga chapter.) And even if you don't approve, you don't he-bitch man-slap him in front of EVERYone! Sadly, Tamaki quickly asks if he's okay but he doesn't even get close while doing it or anything. I was hoping for some hand-on-cheek action since last week. Woe.
--Things only get worse as some creepy chick keeps watching Tamaki with opera glasses (qua?) and sizing Haruhi up.
--Grandma Suoh! Is still a crusty bitch. I think she just needs a good lay to clean the mice outta there. Oh wait, SHE brought the creepy chick? Who's french? Why do all French people speak perfect Japanese with no accent? Renge, where you at? Holla!
--Tamaki takes creepy chick for a gondola ride (it's all a set indoors; those rich bastards) then plays piano for her. OH HELLS NAW! She just got upgraded to Skanky Chick!
--Um, i dunno what was said, but Skank mentioned Kyouya and Tamaki stopped playing with a shocked expression. Then something about Haruhi is said.
--Haruhi...dear...please tell me you look miffed because you sense skank and not because you're jealous. Cuz if it's the latter, i think your IC personality was just thrown out the window.
--Skank knows Haruhi has no penis!
--Then Skank throws Tamaki on a couch and gets into his personal space liek w0. Bless Tamaki for trying to inch backwards. MOMMY! I HAVE SOMEONE YOU CAN MAKE DISAPPEAR!
--*holds ice pack to Mom's cheek and tries to get his attention away from his laptop* C'mooooon! Your marriage is at stake! Your family is at stake! Your MONEY is at stake! ....Okay, i lied, but i thought for sure that would get him.
--The fam (minus Dad who's being given skank diseases in another room) is talking about Tamaki and his family situation. They give Haruhi the 411 on his life story. Lemme just say that baby!Tama made my heart explode. Kyouya winds it up, and hopefully his "I'm glad Tamaki is the way he is." line was still used. Haruhi was supposed to have a greater respect for Daddy after being told his tale.
--Except it's then Tamaki and Skank enter the room and (i get different reports) either he's engaged or the Host Club is over or both. Everyone is staring at him like "dubya tee eff!"
DADDYYYYYY! What happened in that room? Is she really an alien and you're a pod person now?? Did she cough up one of her evil brood and it's currently feeding on your simple brain?! I need answers, dammit!
Ya know what? I feared this. When i watched the very first ep and noticed the credits, i was like "BONES Studios? Oh. Oh shit." Cuz, well, my soul has been devastated by Wolf's Rain before, and i hear all their other projects end the same way. But they adapted this from light material and seemed to stick true to it, so my fears went away. I got punk'd, yo.
*crawls into Rufus and Reno's bedroom and lays at the foot of the bed* I need a break.
Host Club ep25: Mommy! ...Da...Daddy?? Argh! THE VAGINAS DISPLEASE ME!
--Okay, so, yeah, school festival. Awww, lookit the past guest chars. This festival was fun and crazy and made you love Daddy if you didn't before. Oh wait, that was the manga. HAY GUYZ WUTS GOIN ON N HERE?
--Tamaki's father being a pedophile. RUN, HARUHI, RUN! But Tamaki falling into the fountain got much lawlz.
--Kyouya getting bitchslapped by his father? WTF? His father doesn't approve of the club? His son's been in it for 2yrs! (And he did nothing but praise his son in this manga chapter.) And even if you don't approve, you don't he-bitch man-slap him in front of EVERYone! Sadly, Tamaki quickly asks if he's okay but he doesn't even get close while doing it or anything. I was hoping for some hand-on-cheek action since last week. Woe.
--Things only get worse as some creepy chick keeps watching Tamaki with opera glasses (qua?) and sizing Haruhi up.
--Grandma Suoh! Is still a crusty bitch. I think she just needs a good lay to clean the mice outta there. Oh wait, SHE brought the creepy chick? Who's french? Why do all French people speak perfect Japanese with no accent? Renge, where you at? Holla!
--Tamaki takes creepy chick for a gondola ride (it's all a set indoors; those rich bastards) then plays piano for her. OH HELLS NAW! She just got upgraded to Skanky Chick!
--Um, i dunno what was said, but Skank mentioned Kyouya and Tamaki stopped playing with a shocked expression. Then something about Haruhi is said.
--Haruhi...dear...please tell me you look miffed because you sense skank and not because you're jealous. Cuz if it's the latter, i think your IC personality was just thrown out the window.
--Skank knows Haruhi has no penis!
--Then Skank throws Tamaki on a couch and gets into his personal space liek w0. Bless Tamaki for trying to inch backwards. MOMMY! I HAVE SOMEONE YOU CAN MAKE DISAPPEAR!
--*holds ice pack to Mom's cheek and tries to get his attention away from his laptop* C'mooooon! Your marriage is at stake! Your family is at stake! Your MONEY is at stake! ....Okay, i lied, but i thought for sure that would get him.
--The fam (minus Dad who's being given skank diseases in another room) is talking about Tamaki and his family situation. They give Haruhi the 411 on his life story. Lemme just say that baby!Tama made my heart explode. Kyouya winds it up, and hopefully his "I'm glad Tamaki is the way he is." line was still used. Haruhi was supposed to have a greater respect for Daddy after being told his tale.
--Except it's then Tamaki and Skank enter the room and (i get different reports) either he's engaged or the Host Club is over or both. Everyone is staring at him like "dubya tee eff!"
DADDYYYYYY! What happened in that room? Is she really an alien and you're a pod person now?? Did she cough up one of her evil brood and it's currently feeding on your simple brain?! I need answers, dammit!
Ya know what? I feared this. When i watched the very first ep and noticed the credits, i was like "BONES Studios? Oh. Oh shit." Cuz, well, my soul has been devastated by Wolf's Rain before, and i hear all their other projects end the same way. But they adapted this from light material and seemed to stick true to it, so my fears went away. I got punk'd, yo.
*crawls into Rufus and Reno's bedroom and lays at the foot of the bed* I need a break.