I apologize for the language that is about to follow. Cone might want to skip this.
SG-1 "Momento Mori": What?!? NO! NONONONONONO! That's it. It's not enough that you were canceled, i want you OFF THE AIR right NOW! FUCK YOU! Especially you, M&M! Take me to that motherfucking mirror because i'm finding the correct SG-1 reality and staying there. Assholes. All my years of loyalty repaid with nothing but shit-tastic decision making. I hope the show ends with everyone getting blown to bits because those THINGS are not the characters i love.
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Atlantis "McKay & Mrs. Miller": Aw, Rodney. You can sooth my temper, can't ya?
Just a few quick highlights, really.
--Rodney's sister is a lot less quirky than he is. But i liked Jeanie. Don't approve of raising a tiny, growing child on a vegetarian diet, tho. Tofu will not give her the balance of nutrients she needs. Ugh.
--Sam! I like how Sam and Rodney interact. Even if he gets sexist on her. He totally looked at her ass when he first arrived. Sam of SG-1's s.10 is very much what we thought our dear Sam of s.1-3 would grow to be. If only she wasn't almost wallpaper like Teal'c is.
--Jeanie's facial reaction to Hermiod! lol!
--MERIDITH!!! lmao
--I admit i kinda thought Rod (Rodney from another reality) would turn out evil. Guess the previews hyped it up that way. But a Rodney that acts like Sheppard IS rather creepy anyway.
--So, like, we're never gonna try to see where Jeanie's maths went wrong? Not that i'd understand it, but it'd be nice to know. Maybe the paint smeared in transit or something and everyone copied the formula down wrong. Just sayin.
--ZPM: *is dead*
Atlantis: *is screwed*
--Rodney stole one of Weir's lil people from her desk. Mwahahaha! You think the props department will forget and next episode she'll still have the regular number of statue people?
--Awwww. A "family" ending! *sniffle* I wouldn't say Teyla has a crush on a new Marine out loud. Ronon might arrange for the guy to have an "accident". Oh, family.
Eyesheild 21 eps73-74: Mu...Musashi? Where for art thou? The anime's screwing with the manga's timeline. He shoulda been there by now. It's not fair! Haven't we waited long enough? And i'm getting pissed at these new animators. Not only does Hiruma look ugly and alien, but they draw his ass either flat or saggy. That's a sin! How DARE you defile that holy image! *starts a riot*