*sigh* some people in the world

[wise_saelbeth]

GuwAINeechic: hi
Elf of Forever: why hello there.
GuwAINeechic: a/s/l
Elf of Forever: yes?
GuwAINeechic: i said asl
Elf of Forever: yes, I was there when you said it, dear.
GuwAINeechic: how old r u
Elf of Forever: over a millenia, seeing as I'm wise and all.
GuwAINeechic: whut?
Elf of Forever: over a millenia, seeing as I'm wise and all.
GuwAINeechic: heard u first time! whut tha hec! yeah i'm moby dick
Elf of Forever: really? Well I'm pleased to meet you. Never thought I'd contact a whale, really. So how long have you been above water?
GuwAINeechic: shut up
Elf of Forever: shut what?
GuwAINeechic: dumbass
Elf of Forever: yes, my donkey is rather stupid, isn't it. I need to find a horse.
Elf of Forever: come see the majestic moose of my homeland. a moose once bit my sister...
GuwAINeechic: fucker
Elf of Forever: now now, no need to be vulgar at your young age.