1. Allison Janney and how hot she is. (Here, have a picture of her with the actor who plays Alexis on Ugly Betty. And also apparently an actor who played someone on Friends. Mostly, there is Allison Janney, looking kind of drunk but very pretty.)
2. AdBlockPlus. It makes me feel like a superhero. I kind of want to seek out ad-littered sites JUST SO I CAN ZAP THEM.