oh, dan rydell, or, Ari's spoiler policy
First of all, you take the Orioles game. Elliot, you re-route the LC-Wire so that I'm not getting American League scores in my office. Kim, please pass this along to the staff and establish a signal they can give me if I'm approaching danger. Once the American League wrap-up starts, I need to be outfitted with a blind-fold and Walkman and just to be on the safe side, Dana, you better throw a Hefty bag over the floor monitors. - Dan Rydell, "The Sword of Orion"