O_o 'Lantis fic

Jan 22, 2005 06:29

Title: "Life Signs"
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Sheppard/Weir. Yes, you read that right. Sheppard/Weir.
Rating: NC-17. Yes, you read that one right too.
Spoilers: post-"Eye"
Notes: I blame mylittleredgirl. Cos, evidently, our post-ep discussion of "The Eye" inspired disgusting, heathen, un-OTP-ish plotbunnies in me. So, I wrote porn for her, because more ( Read more... )

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mylittleredgirl January 22 2005, 11:34:34 UTC
*feels terribly confused*

I was all SHOCKED and squeeeing and such at the headers, and now am confused. For I... don't actually see any text. Is this very meta about there being no Sheppard/Weir 'ship? Or was there some sort of html mixup? Or has the fever that's kept me up until 6:30 a.m. seeped into the, like, IMPORTANT parts of my brain?

*frets*

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wisdomeagle January 22 2005, 11:37:38 UTC
Oh, someone's brain is broken all right, but it's not yours. I just kinda spent ten minutes on the header and FORGOT TO PASTE THE FIC IN. *headdesk*

Fixed now.

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mylittleredgirl January 22 2005, 11:47:04 UTC
HEEE!! *giggles at you*

BUT OMG! YOU WROTE SHEPPARD/WEIR PORN AND WERE NOT KIDDING ABOUT IT!!! *gasps*

I'm crazy enough without adding ghosts to the mix.

Boy really is. *pets boy*

She answered him with a kiss, seared against his lips. "See?" she said, almost laughing, except that he was so deathly serious. "Not dead."

If you need to explain this to your McKay/Weir colleagues you can always say Lizzie was just morale-building. And that Rodney... had a headache?

"You're still alive," the Major whispered to himself, as if he couldn't believe it.

He has not killed her dead with sex!

Little Red, however, has been killed dead with sex. *killed*

Thank you for this, honey, especially this bit of the header: So, I wrote porn for her, because more people need to write porn for Little Red.For I have been freaking out all night about NOT BEING ABLE TO SLEEP and BEING SICK AGAIN and OMG NO THERE IS SO MUCH WRONG WITH ME (that, of course, doesn't look all that wrong or anything when it's not 6:30 in the morning and my temperature is ( ... )

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wisdomeagle January 22 2005, 11:53:46 UTC
you can always say Lizzie was just morale-building. And that Rodney... had a headache?

Hee!

He has not killed her dead with sex!

Little Red, however, has been killed dead with sex. *killed*

*snerk* It would be tragical if she got killed from sex just when he went to all that effort to make sure she wasn't killed with guns.

*apologizes for killing Little Red* *recessitates*

And now I feel very very loved. *appreciates your sacrifice muchly*

Ohhh, you are loved, dear, very much. I'm glad that my porn arrived at a good time.

our gesture may have done what no amount of mockery by my other McKay/Weir friends has managed to do...

:D *is evil enabler*

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mylittleredgirl January 22 2005, 12:44:24 UTC
... I am writing McKay/Weir.

Well, right now it's just Weir, and she's just thinking. But... still. And I admire you for writing your ficlet a lot, because it's *really hard* to write a pairing you haven't thought a lot about! And it may still sound like Sheppard/Weir with the names changed, dammit. But I'm trying, and it's freaking me out, so I had to report :) And 'tis a LOVELY distraction, yay.

*snerk* It would be tragical if she got killed from sex just when he went to all that effort to make sure she wasn't killed with guns.

HA!! OMG, it totally would. That would be AWESOME. There are so many omg-we-must-do-sex-now-because-you-almost-DIED fics that such a fic needs to be written.

Lizzie: "I think I'm dying." *gasp*

John: "Er, this would be... the little death, right ( ... )

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wisdomeagle January 22 2005, 18:10:37 UTC
Yay, I canna wait to read it!

OMG! Your mock ficlet are kill me ded with funny! *dies*

John: "Er, this would be... the little death, right?"

Lizzie: *turns blue*

Ahhhh, so funny. :D

It was very hard to get into Elizabeth's head to figure out why the fuck she was doing Sheppard. But since Sheppard went round the deep end in "Eye," I feel slightly more comfortable righting. Insane madly-in-love man? I can write. Cheeky, annoying, self-satisfied jock? I cannot write. This disturbs me a wee tad. But I got them to fuck yay! Although not into bed, for obvious reasons.

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mylittleredgirl January 22 2005, 19:34:10 UTC
Heee. I did kind of suspect while I was reading that you don't much like John ;)

I'm having similar trouble trying to figure out Lizzie's reasons for being with McKay... so the fic is really *my* trying to figure that out (with the provision that, yes, she has to actually STAY with McKay and be all fluffy about it, too!). So... you will have to read it and tell me if it flies, or if it feels like... well, like a Weir/Sheppard 'shipper who sees Elizabeth's character all wrong and doesn't understand how Rodney would be in this relationship! (But I'm trying, so, yay? Right?)

(And Lizzie has insomnia. Yes, FIC IMITATES LIFE, I know I'm a horrible Mary Sue of a person.)

Insane madly-in-love man? I can write.

*nodnodnod* And is quite hot, in fact. I love me some desperate!Sheppard.

Cheeky, annoying, self-satisfied jock?Heh. Tragically, I am attracted to these folk *head/desk*... so, yeah, I can see that. However, it's important to remember the insane madly-in-love and possible-insecure-therefore-defensive man underneath... and ( ... )

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