You're most welcome. *kills DK as well, just for good measure*
BOUNCE! *is really in fear of life, now*
*nods*
Well, yes, but he has other advice too!
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People often ask me how they can leave the planet, so I have prepaired some brief notes.
How to Leave the Planet
1. Phone NASA. Their phon enumber is (713) 43-3111. Explain that it's very ipmportant that you get away as soon as possible. 2. If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House--(202) 456-1414--tho have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA. 3. If you don't have any friends in the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0170-095-395-9051). They don't have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little infuence, so you may as well try. 4. If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infallible. 5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives. [/quote]
BOUNCE! *is really in fear of life, now*
*nods*
Well, yes, but he has other advice too!
[quote]
People often ask me how they can leave the planet, so I have prepaired some brief notes.
How to Leave the Planet
1. Phone NASA. Their phon enumber is (713) 43-3111. Explain that it's very ipmportant that you get away as soon as possible.
2. If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House--(202) 456-1414--tho have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA.
3. If you don't have any friends in the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0170-095-395-9051). They don't have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little infuence, so you may as well try.
4. If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infallible.
5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives.
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