Beer Poem
The Icehouse was rockin,
cause the Shlitz were all there,
guys were poppin Silver Bullets
there was Busch in the air
While Labatt's blew a canadian
Jenny creamed up her twat
gave Southern Comfort to Samuel Adams
while Molson licked her golden spot
Bud put up a Blue Ribbon and said
we'll have a competition
to see which lady's Honey Brown
is truly fuckin bitchin'
Killian read the results
Ms. Miller won, and we all laughed
but when she spread her legs
we all felt the Genuine Draft
cause the Shlitz were all there,
guys were poppin Silver Bullets
there was Busch in the air
While Labatt's blew a canadian
Jenny creamed up her twat
gave Southern Comfort to Samuel Adams
while Molson licked her golden spot
Bud put up a Blue Ribbon and said
we'll have a competition
to see which lady's Honey Brown
is truly fuckin bitchin'
Killian read the results
Ms. Miller won, and we all laughed
but when she spread her legs
we all felt the Genuine Draft